Skippy

wedding reception stats: 3 n-words ripped, 2 bathroom blinkers, 15 peppermint velo 9s, cut off from 2 separate bars, 1 physical violence threat distributed, entered flow state 2 times

Completely cutoff from drinks I called every bartender a slur

Update: cutoff from all drinks—problems starting now, already called one bartender the n word

All these old women glazing me at this wedding makes me feel like I’m da mogging

20 beers in a fifth, 27 lines in a gram, but how many blinkers in the penjamin?????

Just got my final essay grade back for finance and got a 13/20 — said there wasn’t enough personality in it…thanks a lot chat

Had the same zyn rotting in my mouth over the course of a 2 hour final exam #PED

@STIMJESUSDIED The good old days…

I have an answer to this question but I’m not sure you want to hear it @Skippypeanuts63

Been looking at math for 12 hours, I hate my life

Whoever Taylor and Laurent were I hope they had a slow and painful death

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I wish someone could witness the amount of faggotry of the students in the physics major

Dopamine maxxing in Olin stacks rn

Shaking thinking about the despicable things I’m going to do tonight

Codes might be mogging Claude ai now…time to cancel another subscription

Why am I already shaking thinking about senior power tower

Piss darker than chinoso this morning

Multiuser bathroom with dedicated shitting rooms and heated toilet seats is unreal

Vibe coding makes me feel like Tony Stark

I need to hire 20 Mexicans to clean the shit out of my room that I don’t want my parents to see #rolleddollarbills