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Given that Red Delicious are the worst apples, have you ever wondered why they’re in every school cafeteria? It’s because there’s a list of "approved" apple varieties allowed in schools, and it hasn’t changed since Kmart sold firearms.

He's got zero sauce

Spanberger responds to my question on the collective bargaining veto: “I've been clear in my desire to be a governor who signs that bill into law, but also clear in what I consider my mandate, which is to get it right.”

I genuinely hate a lot of my right wing friends more than my left wing ones

We still haven't forgotten about you.

Democrats will look at you and say only one of these is a gerrymander.