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@Polymarket That would actually be de-hooterization

JUST IN: Hooters announces “re-Hooterization” initiative, plans to turn the risqué restaurant into a family friendly dining establishment.

I just checked the current population and got sad it’s an odd number because that means if everyone found someone there’d be one person left alone

@GeneralPatton83 Wooo!

My dad when the TV stopped working.

@sir_nose55 @MattBraynard I will take the Q-bert machine too

@MattBraynard In 2028, I'm traveling to every Pizza Hut that has a Galaga in it.

We're so back. An entrepreneur is restoring Pizza Huts to their former glory.

@SimplicityMM @RonDeSantis

@RonDeSantis 8 men out..

I’d put The Natural at #2.

@ChalupaOverlord @reddit_lies

@reddit_lies "Someone put a noose in my cubby" That sounds so fucking made up. Like what, some little 6-year-old made one out of pipe cleaners to send her a message? The teacher did it? The principal?

"I'm gonna get downvoted for this" ahh post.

@memechaotic So, you really are a woman..

I'm listening.

@memechaotic Fatherly role? Are you gonna teach him to ride a bike? Gtfoh with that fatherly role shish.

Bro 😭

@greg16676935420 Freeze pops

I’m trying to settle a debate with a friend What are these called?

@libsoftiktok @FBI_Response @FBIDirectorKash Her conservative eye peaced the f*ck out a while ago.

“Mr Trump, I will assassinate you. I will eliminate your family members.” @FBI_Response @FBIDirectorKash

@thedailymemes_ Looks like an armpit

Brutal 💀

@CNviolations Or you know could have just used his brain for a moment.. 20x34 would have been 680.. then just take away 34.

My man could've used the calculator on his phone, but chose YouTube 😂

@Jlafortetech @unusual_whales Yes, but they have to put him through soda fountain removal college first, so he can't actually start until 2030.

@unusual_whales 2032? Did they only hire one guy to remove them all?

McDonald's is removing self-serve soda fountains from its dining rooms nationwide, with all fountains expected to be gone by 2032

@AmazonHelp @DoctorTurtleboy ^^Feds

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Boomer alert question - a while back I was gifted an Amazon Fire TV. I have no idea how these work but I used it from December 2024 until I moved in March 2026. Today I attempted to connect it to the internet and noticed it was still logged into the Amazon account of the person who purchased it for me. I logged them out and attempted to log into my Amazon account. Then I got this notice telling me the whole TV has been reported as lost or stolen. Does this mean that this television is effectively useless? Again, I’m a boomer with this stuff. Thanks!

@NHLBruins 1983 Adams Division Finals vs. Buffalo. My first ever @NHLBruins game. My uncle took me, fell in love with hockey that day. We all know what happened, thank you Brad Park. My uncle threw his brand new jacket on the ice in celebration, my grandfather was pissed!

Calling all Bruins fans 🗣️ Share your favorite #NHLBruins memory in the comments for a chance to win tickets to Game 6! ⤵️

@CNviolations Heron

Sheldon

What’s missing from this breakfast?

@NJDevils @Senators @NHLBruins Bernie Nichols swallows

You’re welcome, @Senators and @NHLBruins.

@cosmepolitics @MichaelRapaport Dick Ritchie

@MichaelRapaport Dude, nobody can even tell you what you’re best known for as an actor.

This is Communism masked as Democratic Socialism. I will run this low life con man into the ground in debates during my run for Mayor of NYC in 2029

@memechaotic Do the Oscars still have a category for Best Short Film?

Don't mess with her.