
Jason Mimosa
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Jason Mimosa
@Solvang84
Your Majesty/His Majesty/His Majesty’s




“Oh no, conservatives like our villain!” So they made him suck dick and beg for feces. Peak satire.





Range anxiety, charger availability and time to charge are the #2, #3 and #4 reasons potential buyers give for not buying electric cars. Upfront cost still being #1 of course. You can either build what the market demands or you can lecture your potential customers about why they're wrong. I'm not sure the latter is the best move, especially when your competitors are building it.














Florida gulf beaches > California beaches Not even close



a cheap aldi sandwich isnt gonna buy them a home

Lunch just costs $28 now. Are they not supposed to eat?

Unpopular Fact: Boomers took lunch pails and a thermos to work each day with the most basic meals and leftovers you’ve ever seen You can blame them for a lot of things Your own decision to spend bank on lazy fat gut desires rather than making meals for yourself almost every day isn’t one of those things








I love America and the American people, its history, culture and achievements. I love the Apollo missions, the manhattan project, hoover dam, the highway system and transcontinental railroad. I love the Coen bros, David Lynch, Faulkner, Mccarthy and Melville. I love Edison, Ford, Silicon Valley, modern computing, nuclear power, the airplane and the internet. The golden gate bridge, the film industry and the wright brothers. I love baseball, I love America, and want to preserve it and what made it great - its people



@jonfavs Did he fake the part where Karen Bass burned down his home?


It wasn't terribly long ago this was a fairly uncontroversial truth to acknowledge. We called them "sex changes" for a reason.





























