Dave Sparkes

@dapperlaughs Pregnant Nun One armed man hanging on a ledge with an itchy arse

Jaheeezzz It’s hot! Complete this sentence… “I’m sweating like a……”

@REDactionAFC @LouisDunford Done it earlier 🔴⚪️👊🏻

This needs to happen - let’s get @LouisDunford into the top 10 - but downloads count for a lot more than streams. It’s currently 59p to buy on iTunes - but needs doing TODAY to count for this week’s charts. The Popham EP by Louis Dunford music.apple.com/gb/album/the-p…

@O20833O @DarrenArsenal1 I’ve got 1 left for the fanzone in Shoreditch Villiage underground run by forthefans

@Sparkes19David @DarrenArsenal1 Is it boxpark mate?

Lisbon Away Club Level Renewal Atletico Away General Aways Dublin Tickets CL Final Gold Renewal I mean they could have waited to hit us with the gold renewals What an 8 weeks.

@CCJacademy @LEOsports7 Good luck girls ⚽️👌🏼

Arrived at Molineux stadium ready for the day after a hearty breakfast! Come on CCJ/Fulham! #WeAreLEO🦁 @LEOsports7

@afcbournemouth @AFCFranchise Good luck boys up the Cherry’s ⚽️👌🏼

Let’s make it a red and black night, bring your scarves, show your stripes. Red Army ❤️🖤

COYG 🔴⚪️👊🏻

@I_amMukhtar Cry some more tears 😭

Tommy Robinson asked for money to hire a helicopter for aerial footage so nobody could “lie about the numbers.” He claimed the helicopter had been booked four days earlier. Guess what? No helicopter footage was used. Instead, he used clips from a TikTok livestream filmed by someone who climbed onto the roof of a building. He also claimed celebrities would attend and give speeches. In the end, they had that washed-up actor Tamer Hassan on Zoom. Sharon Osbourne was a no-show, and even Katie Hopkins couldn’t be bothered to turn up, so she appeared on Zoom too. When Starmer blocked foreign far-right agitators from entering the UK, Tommy tweeted that American congressmen were coming and dared him to block them. No American congressmen attended. Also, Valentina Gomez, Don Keith, and the other weirdos who were banned from entering the UK didn’t even speak via Zoom apart from that far-right Polish politician, Dominik Tarczyński.

@piersmorgan Then zip it I was there you was not keyboard warrior ✅

I’m wide awake and don’t agree with any of those things.

@piersmorgan Apart from the opposition wanting Tommy shot I guess 👀😡

Never said you were. I support the democratic right to peaceful protest and was glad to see today’s two marches went off pretty peacefully.

@TRobinsonNewEra @JackieD86388657 Great day well done the world was watching 👀👏

PLEASE GO HOME SAFELY THANK YOU WE WON

@WHLeavitt More than that I went biggest I’ve ever seen in Uk 💯👏

Just in: Over 70,000 British patriots have packed into London early for what looks like the UK’s biggest rally ever. They’re demanding remigration and Starmer’s resignation. Do you support deporting radical Islamists and banning their immigration? A. Yes B. No

@D_Tarczynski @MediaSOI x.com/olivergr93/sta… Biggest protest I’ve ever seen 💯👏

Unite The Kingdom! 🔥

@MAGAVoice @atwitty2 x.com/olivergr93/sta… 100,000 + more like

I am in tears. British Patriots are grabbing crosses as they march to take back their country. AMEN UK has fallen. UK Patriots want it back Jesus Christ is KING 🙏

@piersmorgan I’m here there is 100,000 watch GBnews not the others 💯

50,000? Wow.. so that’s 2,950,000 fewer than Robinson claimed were on his last march. Poor Tommy, that’s utterly humiliating. Hope he’s OK. 🙏

@JohnHann04 Farage or Lowe and Ant Middleton is the way forward 🙏

I don’t think I’ve EVER despised politicians more than I do Keir Starmer and Sadiq Khan. Both are deliberately setting out to ruin both the country and our capital city…..they are a disgrace. I’d go so far as to call them traitors.

@GBNEWS No so called agitators allowed for a peaceful protest but unveted boats are all welcome country’s gone this muppet needs to go 🤦‍♂️

BREAKING: Sir Keir Starmer has threatened to use the 'full force of the law' against Unite the Kingdom attendees should the rally turn violent. 📺 Freeview 236, Sky 512, Virgin 604 🇬🇧 Become a Friend of GB News: gbnews.com/support

@DarrenArsenal1 Tickets go live at 1pm I’ve been told 👀

Todays gonna be carnage for a lot of people!

@REDactionAFC @4thefansevents I’ve got 6 for Shoreditch basement Villiage available but think I’ve got a buyer

Still making CL Final watching plans? @4thefansevents have sold out 5 venues in London already, and just added a 6th - the Troxy, which will have more than 3,000 Gooners there. Tickets onsale tomorrow at 10am - use code REDACTION for a discount. 4thefans.tv/organiser/arse…

@TimmySlicey Gold dust

@Sparkes19David Are you able to locate tickets to the game? If you can I can chuck you some money for helping me locate one that’ll pay for some of those tickets lol

I’ve got 6 of these tickets for sale @ Shoreditch Fanpark 👀