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On May 9th, we had 3,219,780 cases of #COVID19 in the US. 135,805 deaths. 6 months later, we have 10,423,427 cases and 244,404 deaths.

@ask_aubry He's gonna have "tennis elbow" by July 4th.

She just smiled at you bro.

If pride stuff being on shelves offends you because you don't "believe in pride," then we should take away Christmas stuff because I don't believe in Christmas. Don't like the sound of that? Well then. Mind you own damn business.

🙏💕God bless you Tina, the Queen Of Rock And Soul and a dear friend to our family. Love and prayers to all of Tina’s family, friends and loved ones #tinaturner @tinaturner

@lizzielulu_ @MegaaaGrateful I'm O+ and mosquitos mostly leave me alone.

@MegaaaGrateful Question: do you get bit by mosquitoes really bad?

Yooooo I'm O+ who wants some blood

@QwnOfDimondz @TonyPannWBAL

Smokey haze running though my mind...(Jimi Hendrix, if he were doing weather stuff) A cold front should move through Maryland tonight, and finally sweep the smoke out of the Mid Atlantic. Unless it's actually in your mind... 😉 #MdWx

@GoBlueLexi117 Do the upgraded seats for the Big House have a full 7 inches to squeeze your ass into?

Michigan football ticket upgrade time 👀

Happy Wednesday…🖤 Good vibes today, spread the luv Say hi 🖤

@tink7723 Everything will be fine Tink. Whatever it is, don't get too worked up about it.

Sometimes I just need a hug. Like a long hard hug, so I know things will be fine... They will right. Lie to me if you must.

@SoSofieFatale Wow. Tina was a true legend. I saw her in the 80s and to this day, after more than 1000 concerts, her show is still one of the best I ever saw.

Oh my heart!! Legend! Thank you, Ms. Turner. Rest peacefully.

@ajarfullofrage We all are Panda. We all are.

I’m a slut for tacos

@PHISHpointO No old ass Express van is doing 155 mph unless you drop it out of the back of a C-130 at 30,000 feet.

It seems like the wrecking ball is the real problem here, not the speeding.

@IVLoveForever You got this Nicolette. You are smart, strong, and resilient and how you are feeling right now is temporary. Spend some time outside today. If it's sunny, soak it in. If it's rainy, dance in the rain. If it's snowing, you must be on Mt. Everest so get your ass downhill fast! 🙂❤

@PeachJames_ When I first went to Paris, I noticed 3 things immediately. 1) Paris is an incredibly beautiful city. 2) French women are stunning. 3) French men need to prioritize bathing and deoderant.

Been in France for roughly two hours and have a few observations: 1. Everyone here looks like Marc Rebillet 2. There’s no such thing as personal space 3. Everyone has been pretty rude! 4. The fits are absolutely insane. You got 60 year old dudes out here saucing in the airport

give me the kelly green MSU jerseys as an alternate plz

@4CPcomics I think Jerry's voice from the late 80s to the early 90s is richer, more soulful, and has more depth.

@SpartanJayJay What do you love about the Hornsby/Welnick era and/or the Welnick-only era?

Grateful Dead live eras. You can only keep one. (I’d add pre-1969 and post-1990 if I could.) Retweet if curious.

@calispartan7 @Mrs__Belvedere They were clearly not trained at Michigan State. The girls on my sister floor freshman year would put Norm Peterson under the table.

My favorite pastime is watching competitive Type A men get drunk while trying to keep up with me

@witchyvixx @citehchris That pickup line either bats 1.000 or .000 There is no in between.

@citehchris thanks for noticing

hey saw you across the bar and you look like you’re on the verge of a mental breakdown