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SquirrelShrink

@SquirrelShrink

Shrink by day, reality TV Stan by night, ADHD’er by candlelight

Katılım Eylül 2022
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daz@MetamateDaz·
UNPOPULAR OPINION: Participation trophies weren’t popularized to make Millennials feel better about themselves. They were made by Boomers to make themselves feel better about their shitty parenting.
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😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽
We get it. trump wants his precious ballroom. But having a staged “assassination attempt” every couple days to try to sell it to his braindead MAGA cult is getting fucking boring.
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Anthony Doyle🍉
Anthony Doyle🍉@Anthonysmdoyle·
Im old enough to remember when Millenials stopped eating out because of the economic conditions and every newspaper ran a story on how millenials not going to restaurants was killing the economy.
zephyr@ShadowyZephyr

Many Gen Z Americans think they should get to go for lunch and dinner at a restaurant *every day*, something no generation in any country has ever done, and if they can't afford it it's politicians' fault for crashing the economy somehow. Social media standards cooked us.

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Saad.
Saad.@SaadInCyber·
All you need to know about the great power competition bw US and China is that working age adult Americans are competing on who can eat most like a medieval peasant while China is essentially serving the equivalent of a 3 course meal to every middle school kid.
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constans@constans

Ok, kids: 1 lb chicken breast 1 bell pepper 1 onion 1 cup soy sauce 1 tbsp curry powder 1pkg microwaveable rice Dice chicken, pepper, & onion Stir fry chicken & onion until brown Add bell pepper After a few mins, add mix of soy sauce & curry powder With rice, that’s 3 meals

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Eva Marie Lola
Eva Marie Lola@evamarielola·
Jonathan has been wondering what’s wrong with his social game that keeps making him lose since he was 14 on Nickelodeon’s endurance if you can’t figure it out by now, you never will. #Survivor50
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Slaylee Goatkeown
Slaylee Goatkeown@SwimFanAus·
@TVTweets2026 Cirie: “Aubry is a jury threat and she will win if you take her to the end” Jonathon: *takes Aubry to the end* Aubry: *wins* Jonathon: “This is Cirie’s fault”
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Chappell Roan Defense Attorney
Jonathan specifically calling out a woman of color for causing him to lose after he specifically targeted another woman of color specifically because she was a woman…. big loser behavior I hope he’s never on my screen again
TV Tweets 📺@TVTweets2026

Jonathan blames Cirie for him losing the game. And to that I say: maybe you should have thought of that before you voted her out and sent her to the jury. Too bad. So sad. Anyway. #Survivor50

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david 🌿
david 🌿@_cutthroatking·
there’s something so SO satisfying about jonathan losing to a woman twice especially knowing how much of a misogynist he is… maryanne and aubry you will always be famous for that
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Paulie
Paulie@pauliepockette·
Jonathan didn’t lose because he was a man. Rick and Ozzy were both big contenders to win this season over anyone except Cirie, which is why they were voted out, please grow up 🙄 #survivor50
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RKK
RKK@rkktweets·
The entire game of survivor is predicated on the tension of convincing the people you voted out to, in the end, vote for you to win. If jury management isn’t part of your strategy, your strategy is incomplete.
TV Tweets 📺@TVTweets2026

Jonathan blames Cirie for him losing the game. And to that I say: maybe you should have thought of that before you voted her out and sent her to the jury. Too bad. So sad. Anyway. #Survivor50

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SquirrelShrink
SquirrelShrink@SquirrelShrink·
Jonathan’s disillusioned confusion at Aubrey’s win is what Tiffany warned him of…what Cirie warned him of…what Ozzy warned him of… And ultimately what his arrogance robbed him of the ability to see. Everything about this crash out gives me a sense of satisfaction. #Survivor50
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Big Brother Tea@TheBigBroTea

Jonathan is saying losing Survivor 50 hurt so bad, because he knows he played a better Survivor game than Aubry. He says “if that’s a jury, then I’m confused” #survivor50

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Brian Scally
Brian Scally@Brian_Scally·
Any ounce of “Jonathan played a good game” is easily erased when you see his complete lack of self awareness in exit press #Survivor
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Kyle
Kyle@thatdorrk·
Pretends to be shocked that guy who was called a misogynist by his original cast acts *checks notes* misogynistic
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