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@jimmy_dore @blackmarketbbq @RealAlexJones You’ve joined up with the anti Israel cult. Boring.

Trump betrayed his voters & every single thing he campaigned on numb nuts. You’re not supposed to be loyal to a politician, the politician are supposed to be loyal to you & policies they campaigned. Being loyal to a politician means ur in a cult. When the politician betrays you, you’re supposed to pressure them & make them pay. Or else you’re a chump or worse a weak mind controlled cult member.

Was the Kentucky Republican, congressional primary stolen from Thomas Massie and the American people? All we know is a foreign government spent over $20 million dollars to primary him..

@KATUNews How about a PE tax? Better yet, instead of ridiculous specific educational taxes, Portland use the available tax money like everyone else in the country??

"We see students who struggle to engage in other settings come alive in music, drawing, theater and performance," Portland Public Schools Superintendent Dr. Kimberlee Armstrong told city leaders. katu.com/news/local/por…

@nypost she needs to find a steak.

Bethenny Frankel found the ‘best drugstore lip gloss ever made,’ and it’s under $9 right now trib.al/4vjWy7M

@misfitpatriot_ the perfect last layer of tin foil.

Every single time you think he’s done making this, he’s not.

@OutlawsPoetic meh

“I’d rather hop freights around the country and cook my food out of tin cans over wood fires, than be rich and have a home or work.” ~ Jack Kerouac

@joeroganhq Happens to me all the time!

Bryan Johnson on the 5-MeO: "This morning I woke up catching myself laughing in a dream. I have not laughed in a dream, I don’t even know when I’ve ever laughed in a dream. That is a characteristic of a child. You are restored to this childlike state."

@AmySwearer his intentional and malicious imbecility of a combover is testing mine.

I generally stop short of telling bad faith morons to go to hell because eternal damnation isn't a trifling matter, but this level of intentional and malicious imbecility is testing my resolve.

@catturd2 okay Dick Wood-ruff

It’s always the liars that scream the loudest. Someone please check his hard drive. 😬

@Bukowskiquot Except the typewriter

"I was drawn to all the wrong things: I liked to drink, I was lazy, I didn't have a god, politics, ideas, ideals." - Charles Bukowski

@ThomasSowell When TDS goes pathological

Rosie O'Donnell: "It’s worse every day. I feel like we’re in a dystopian nightmare and no one is doing anything about it. He’s [Trump] a criminal con man. There’s no way you can look at the facts about this man and believe in him."

@RepDexterOR what horses**t

Our democracy works best when we all can participate. That’s why I voted against the SAVE America Act, which could disenfranchise millions of women who changed their last name after marriage. I didn't come to Congress to watch my daughter's generation have fewer rights than mine.

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@TheHerd @colincowherd why does this guy hate Belichick so much?

"Owners don't matter. Oh really? Titans, Jets, Browns: perpetually hazmat spills, nutty coincidence." Robert Kraft was not voted into the Hall of Fame Class of 2026 and @colincowherd is wondering: Where's the outrage?

@mazemoore @elonmusk I agree, but is there evidence of a crime?

We now know that Bill Gates, Bill Clinton, Prince Andrew, and Reid Hoffman all were involved with Epstein. Guess what, we knew that five years ago. It’s all performative. No one will be arrested. Democrats/MSM don’t care if it’s not Trump. Politicians are fundraising off of it. The whole thing is a joke. Seeing every email Epstein ever wrote doesn’t bring any justice. It just allows people to smear and to raise money.

What matters is not release of some subset of the Epstein files, but rather the prosecution of those who committed heinous crimes with Epstein. When there is at least one arrest, some justice will have been done. If not, this is all performative. Nothing but a distraction.

@yashar Radically obstructing justice armed with a loaded firearm is though.

Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey rightly says the new video of Alex Pretti’s encounter with ICE and Border Patrol agents a week before he was shot does not justify his killing a week later. This video also includes a statement from the Pretti family.

@TheHerd @colincowherd Colin. One of the OG trolls.

"Your winning percentage is 44% without Brady and you blew up a Super Bowl week. If you have several asterisks by your name is it OK to pause for a year?" @colincowherd reacts to Bill Belichick not being a first-ballot Hall of Famer

@FoxNews water, to be turned into wine

MOMENTS AGO: Major disturbance at Ilhan Omar's town hall event. Someone sprayed Omar with a substance as she was calling for Secretary Noem to resign or face impeachment. She continued to speak afterward.

@PhilMackey Hard for the 23 year old QB to have a break out year when he can't stay healthy.

The Vikings won 9 games despite bottom-5 QB productivity in 2025. They need something closer to top 10 QB play in 2026 if they plan to truly contend. The Patriots and Seahawks present examples of two different blueprints for the Vikings at QB in 2026... 1 -- Find the next Sam Darnold (I know... sigh...) Who are the buy-low QBs available who could realize their peak potential in 2026? Examples include... Mac Jones Kyler Murray Tua Tagovailoa Malik Willis 2 -- See your 23-year-old QB break out in Year 2 as a starter Drake Maye Year 1 (22) as a starter = a lot of INTs, a lot of fumbles, a lot of sacks, a lot of losses... Then he broke out in Year 2 at age 23. JJ McCarthy Year 1 (also 22) as starter = very similar, likely a bit worse... But a Year 2 breakout isn't off the table. Which of these two blueprints is more likely for the Vikings? (No, @jzulgad, you can't Juddify this and choose Joe Burrow...)

@yashar 😂

Some conservative voters tend to have this idea of Gavin as some sort of frothing-at-the-mouth liberal who can’t even have a conversation with someone who is conservative or MAGA. But the reality is that Gavin was surrounded by very conservative people in San Francisco (not in his administration, but socially), some of whom even supported him since they had no other options. He has never — outside of Trump — wanted to take on conservatives in the way that he has with Trump, particularly in terms of social media. He also has many conservative friends, conservative family members (like his father-in-law), and has always been good-natured when he interacts with some of his biggest critics. In the immediate years after the gay marriage stuff in San Francisco, we would run into some major figures in the religious right and social conservative movement, and he would never attack them or be harsh to them in person, even though they would assail him publicly and question his character. (Mark blocks me so I have to screenshot)

@TimRunsHisMouth these people are so boring at this point.

If the police ask you to show ID or step out of the car during a traffic stop and you don’t… this is exactly what happens. You get what you get.