Stoic Cartographer

Ohtani is getting close to single-handly beating teams if they made him go 9 innings. It’s like how my baseball coach said playing against Ken Griffey Jr. in high school was like.

How is Ohtani 3-2 with a 0.82 ERA?

@sircalebhammer Cleveland is also visible from space

DWF, Houston, and Miami are so crazy visible from space. I don't understand wanting to live in cooperate chain exurbs, truly... but damn- the people are demanding it, and they are doing it FAST in places like Texas and Florida.

@smile_kun422 Celebi?

この目のポケモン特定できる人いますか？

@homegymcoop More proof that Ohio is the greatest state in the union

Rogue Fitness decided to test its barbells against Nike Strength. The results weren't even close. - Nike Chrome 20kg — failed at 31,791 cycles (17 min) - Nike Orange Cerakote 20kg — failed at 57,528 cycles (32 min) - Rogue Ohio Bar Black Zinc — failed at 281,446 cycles (2h 36m) - Rogue Ohio Bar Stainless Steel — 2,860,174+ cycles and still spinning at 26+ hours A Rogue Cerakote Bar and Nike Cerakote Bar both retail for the same $365.

@WrestlingSNL @MrPatMineo How can’t you not like the Blaze brothers? So down to earth

Joey Blaze on why he never entered the transfer portal: “For me, my biggest thing is trust... These guys are offering their whole world to me. I’d almost feel like a bad person to leave.” Purdue gave true freshman Joey Blaze a chance before the accolades. Now, after two All-American finishes and an NCAA finals run, leaving was never really on his mind.

@Callunc Materials, tourbillon, being a satanic douchebag.

I really want to know what makes a watch this expensive

@chriswithans Why do we let homeless in restaurants?

We have to accept that we are no longer in a high-trust society where we can absorb the societal rot brought on by the occasional water cup being used for Sprite. Indeed, we foolishly thought we were headed for a world where Coca-Cola Freestyle Machines would replace public fountain dispensers. But that requires Trust within a Society. And those days are gone. I have witnessed with mine own eyes the Homeless bringing in 64-ounce insulated jugs to empty out the ice trays and horde the Powerade from these machines. And thus the machines must be moved Behind the Counter. (Once again, Chick-Fil-A is ahead of all others in foreseeing this future. In-N-Out will soon follow.)

@mikeddonatelli Most men who never played real sports while growing up

Most men are going to look and feel better sub 180lbs Probably fall in the 160-170 range tbh And the male ego hates this fact 🤣

@MissJilianne It’s embarrassing it’s not more

I think it’s disgusting the United States charges $100 per person visiting our country to enter a National Park. Embarrassing too!

@ChristopherHale What are we doing here church? C’mon, I just want a non-political pope for once

NEW: Pope Leo XIV has named Salvadoran immigrant Evelio Menijar-Ayala to be West Virginia’s lone Catholic bishop. As a teenager, he made three attempts to enter the United States illegally. He finally arrived in California in 1990, having been smuggled in the trunk of a car with his brother over the border crossing between Tijuana and San Diego. Over the next several years, Menjivar-Ayala worked janitorial and construction jobs in California before deciding to become a priest. It’s a remarkable choice in a state that is over 90% white and voted for President Trump by 42 points.

@PathOfMen_ Deep waters. Your swim stroke is the same in a pool and the ocean. Doesn’t matter how deep the water you are in. Just one stroke at a time.

To all men who survived rock bottom, what’s one piece of advice would you give a man who feels like giving up right now

@SarAllyce *Most men that did not do real sports before/during puberty

@world_tourists_ Louisville

Can you guess this city in one try? Hint: It is in USA 🇺🇸

@mariotomich Let me guess, soccer player growing up?

This is such a delusional take. It couldn't be more wrong. Here's what 75 kg (165 lbs) @ 5ft 10 (178 cm) actually looks like with 10 years of training experience. It's a perfectly normal weight for this height.

@mariotomich You were clearly not an athlete during puberty. Loser.

Peak delusion is thinking that walking around shredded at 5ft 10 and 200 lbs is normal.

@DeanTTraining Yeah if you were a loser before and during puberty and never did real athletics that forced your frame to grow and your bones to go dense. When I hear the weight of “fitness” people, all I hear is if they did real sports during youth or not.

If you’re a 5’ 10” male and…. - you have average genetics - you’re not taking testosterone - you don’t have an extensive training history/much muscle ….your healthy bodyweight is going to be around ~150 lbs Fat dudes will now assemble in the comments & do nothing but COPE!

@MurrayHillGuy1 OP, Kansas??? What the heck. 😂😂😂

Random Suburbs in US with Unreal Talent (hot chicks) 1. Short Hills, NJ 2. Hinsdale, IL 3. Edina, MN 4. Westfield, NJ 5. Wellesley, MA 6. Rye, NY 7. Lake Oswego, OR 8. Manhattan Beach, CA 9. Darien, CT 10. Overland Park, KS 11. Los Altos, CA 12. Brentwood, TN 13. McLean, VA 14. Cherry Hills Village, CO 15. Naperville, IL 16. Carmel, IN 17. Birmingham, MI 18. Brookfield, WI 19. Dublin, OH 20. Zionsville, IN

@Akir_a997 Oh Miles x Lane 8

If you see this tweet please reply the last song you listened to. I’m making a playlist

@ednyoka That my ex doesn’t marry her Fiance. Wild intention, but just

Mass at 6:30 am tomorrow. If you have any intention you would want me to include at Mass please write below.