Francois

@MadDuck68317982 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Now that the government controls gautrain....

🤣🤣🤣 blood fool!! 🤣🤣

@Finnthehuman80 @Julius_S_Malema Jy daai by @WhiteLionII1 gekoop?

Shame man, I’ve seen in the news that @Julius_S_Malema doesn’t own a car. So I bought him this beaut. Does anyone know where I can have it delivered to as I’ve heard he also doesn’t have a house?

@WhiteLionII1 Translate op x kort bietjie werk, gedink ek kry 'n stroke

Dis digte mis en hier draf miljoene mense in Kaapstad 🤔 🙄 Dis ook net die lekker goed wat terug môre sê so ek neem aan die res is grumpy 🙄🙄🤣🤣

@vaalsprings 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dankie Cyril

@Buoyand_man I have a fun game at grocery shops, find the stolen saffron 🤣 you can find so many empty bottles without saffron. People steal those drug sized ziplock bags inside the bottles all the time 🤣

My taste buds are underdeveloped. I think saffron and bay leaves are totally overrated.

@vaalsprings Definitely can't park there 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You cannot park here

@Stuart7381Upton @CaptMylo Time for the pub cloud

@CaptMylo A kak in my pants cloud. No fucking chance you'll catch me on a boat in a storm like that. Ever since watching the perfect storm, my respect for them has become godlike. Mother nature doesn't fuck around.

What kind of cloud is this? And what do you do when you see one?? 🫡😎

@Stuart7381Upton @CaptMylo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

REPORT: Ivanka Trump was targeted for assassination by an Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps trained terrorist. Mohammad Baqer Saad Dawood Al-Saadi, who was recently captured, made a pledge to kill the First Daughter and had a blueprint of her Florida home.

Target practice, but make it aggressive.

Here is a basic summary of what the crime stats of today mean practically: For Q4 of 2025/26, January to March 2026, South Africa recorded: • Murder: 5 181 people murdered in three months That is 1 727 per month, 58 per day, 2.4 per hour. • Rape: 9 782 reported rapes in three months That is 3 261 per month, 109 per day, 4.53 per hour. • Sexual offences: 12 590 reported cases in three months That is 4 197 per month, 140 per day, 5.83 per hour. • Assault GBH: 43 576 cases in three months That is 14 525 per month, 484 per day, 20.17 per hour. • Attempted murder: 6 916 cases in three months That is 2 305 per month, 77 per day, 3.2 per hour. IC

@WhiteLionII1 🤣🤣🤣

Ek het n irrasionele vrees dat die granate en druiwe gaan opraak 😱😱🤣

@vaalsprings Ek het verseker nou harder gelag as wat ek moes 🤣🤣🤣🤣

🎵🎶🎵🎶

@DavidJHarrisJr Let’s test them on Bill

@reddit_lies I used 5G to control their brain waves 😂

@elonmusk @reddit_lies 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

They actually believe Elon used Starlink to rig the election btw.

@MadDuck68317982 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 matter meets antimatter

Doomsday prophecy... 😆😆

@_ThePugFather At least we know Gemini is male 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Even Google Gemini knows 🙆🏻‍♂️