TBear Austin

@brandimhodges there's a t-shirt we should get you: Knitting helps me burn off the crazy...check out sunfrog.com

@brandimhodges once you finish the icepack cycle, heat will make the bruise fade faster. feel better.

All women are Beautiful, but a Bear only calls one woman GORGEOUS...at a time. So, Ladies, please form a single file line to the left.

@brandimhodges Excited over reports of NETFLIX bringing Gilmore Girls back for 4 episodes?

@hflan Maybe if you whistle the Northern Exposure theme song to him...

wondering if @brandimhodges has decided on a costume bc I don't want people to confuse us.

@brandimhodges Don't you watch movies? cats keep the evil MUMMY away!

@brandimhodges must be having such a hard time at the grocery story. Avengers Cereal, Star Wars Cereal, or Madagascar Penguin Cereal?

@brandimhodges hope you included Oktoberfest in your schedule!

@davis_diana do they have to chase you out of there each night?

@brandimhodges If I had known you'd feature my autobiography, I'd have pawed it for you...

@brandimhodges try one of those massage units that goes on the bed. helped me a lot.

@hflan @USPS I love the clear plastic envelope w printed governmentese that translates to "we don't know what happened"

@hflan "most men lead lives of quiet desperation" . As long as the dress he puts on can also be called a kilt, don't worry.

@brandimhodges B, East of what? we're west of the Mississippi...

Look, @DarbiMakae! Good job picking a great major! twitter.com/Region8News/st…

@brandimhodges very nice!

It's a sad day. #favoritesunglasses #broken #myheartwillgoon instagram.com/p/65mrlxhcu_/

So, I read this awesome book and just finished the review! It's called "Searching for Beautiful"...read it! #XOXperts goodreads.com/review/show/13…

@brandimhodges Don't ever question whether people like you or why. That tweet says it all. Keep being awesome!