Uncle Garfunkle
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@bluebyninety Y’all are so desperate for this dude to complete a forward pass for once that you have to cling to a play from practice that would’ve been a clear penalty for an illegal forward pass. Bryce doesn’t even know where the LOS is😂😂😂
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@dannymayor3 @ByAZuniga If you know anything about Nimari … he was being serious not obnoxious. Dude is just a good guy …
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@ByAZuniga 6th year…. Yikes. This team reminds me a lot of that Auburn team last year. Peaked too early and too immature to win it all.
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@brodysheetzESPN @intrinsicvalyou That fan base won't care though. As long as they win that's all they care about. No morals. No ethics. Just a cheating thug culture that will never change.
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#BREAKING: University of Michigan’s Compliance Office has officially opened an internal investigation with campus police after freshman QB Bryce Underwood was spotted in a recently leaked locker-room video.
In the video, the 18 year-old star was spotted smoking marijuana.

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@SECchampion1 @cvball4 @on3 @PeteNakos @Hayesfawcett3 You got 5 teams into the playoff and have 1 left in the semis … come awn. National Championship?
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@cvball4 @on3 @PeteNakos @Hayesfawcett3 The SEC was 12-5 in non-conference games against other Power 4 programs and had a winning record against EVERY conference this season.
When your goal is a National Championship then bowl season is IRRELEVANT.
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NEW: Ohio State true freshman 5-star WR Quincy Porter plans to enter the NCAA transfer portal, @PeteNakos and @Hayesfawcett3 report.
on3.com/college/ohio-s…

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@OhioStateMan_ @UMichFootball Like your 0-4 senior class from 2023?
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Remember when Michigan beat Auburn by 30 and were acting like they were the greatest team of all time??
Purdue saw that and won by 38 and I don’t hear anybody talking about it…
LEVELS TO THIS 🚂🚂🚂
NCAA March Madness@MarchMadnessMBB
NO. 6 PURDUE RACES PAST NO. 21 AUBURN 💨 The Boilermakers win in convincing fashion in Indy 🚂
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@Acyn Can someone please list the 8 wars / 9 conflicts he’s resolved? Been asking for awhile and no one seems to have this list.
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@AmericaPapaBear Because the cost of everything isn’t down ? Maybe …
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"The cost of everything is going down. 401ks are booming and people are making f*cking money!"
"My question to all of you who hate Trump: Why?"
"Since Trump and his Administration took over, sh*t has gotten infinitely better."
"If you just turn off the news, look around and live your live, you will see it got significantly better."
That's the thing. Trump wants things to be better for ALL Americans, even the whiney liberals who hate him and us.
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@daily_msu You and Gonzaga both beat Kentucky by the same amount … soooooo …
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Let’s take a look at Michigan’s schedule so far:
•Oakland (5-5)
•Wake Forest (lol)
• TCU (Lost to New Orleans)
•Middle Tennessee (5-4)
•San Diego State (Lost to Troy)
•Auburn (Not a tournament team)
•Gonzaga (Overrated like every other year)
•Rutgers (Worst team in the Big Ten
•Villanova (Not a tournament team)
And I’m supposed to be impressed by this?
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@daily_msu Hmmm - in the last 15 NCAA tournaments UM has 2 finals appearances to MSU’s 1; both teams have 2 Final Four appearances; both teams have 4 elite 8 appearances and MSU has one more Sweet 16 appearance (8 vs 7). So if UM if “left behind” in March - so is MSU.
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@RustyShackle476 @Maga_Trigger Uh … Trump got 74 million votes that year (also larger than every # on your list). That’s because it was the largest voter turnout in history … you can’t just look at the total votes the winner has gotten each year and make the claim that 81 million isn’t possible. Be smarter.
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@ImMeme0 The US was founded by individuals fleeing England in order to live in a place where the could practice the religion of their choice. Why do you all not recognize this? Are Muslims practicing their religion in Dearborn hurting you?
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@usanewshq The Christianity party where every policy they have is anti-Christian .. right. Have you read the New Testament and the Golden Rule? “Due unto others as you’d have done unto you” …. Until you start practicing that please stop hiding behind the false veil of Christianity.
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@ToddMack13439 @MAGAVoice So you don’t believe in the constitution … ?
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@MAGAVoice For the 7 wars he ended? Please remind us which ones those were …
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