Kwame 🇦🇴 🩺

A medicina quis enxergar os ossos: inventou o raio-x. A medicina quis ver os bebês: inventou o ultrassom. Agora pra ver a minha próstata quer enfiar o dedo no meu rabo?

10 Facts About Female Doctors in Nigeria: 1. They hardly reply to texts. You’ll beg before she replies your message. 2. Hard to please gang! Even if you buy her a Range Rover, she’ll still complain that the AC is not cold enough. 3. Night duty equals "service of beans" and serious private consultation. Ask anybody who has dated one. 4. They love prick too much, but they’ll form holy like Virgin Mary. 5. Many of them remain single till 35 because "my career first". By the time they’re ready, only married men with potbelly are left. 6. Advanced Malamress level: they diagnose you, prescribe drugs, then still collect your money plus your peace of mind. 7. They snub a lot. Maybe the white coat gives them automatic "I too know" syndrome. 8. If you marry one, prepare for "I am a doctor" in every small argument and even when she’s wrong, you’ll still apologise. 9. They are really fine, but marrying them is an investment with high risk and zero return. Choose wisely! Above all, love God.

As pessoas dizem que é bom ter cuidado, ⚠️ caso a sua parceira é uma profissionais que trabalha nos hospitais. Até hoje não dizem a real causa .

os congoleses não comem funge em qualquer sítio eles dizem que usam essas comidas para fazer rituais, não lhes vês a comer fumbua, kizaca a toa.

Ya Allah, this is more than what I prayed for, Al'hamdullilah.🙏🏾❤️