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1/ We are sharing additional details regarding our investigation into unauthorized access to GitHub's internal repositories. Yesterday we detected and contained a compromise of an employee device involving a poisoned VS Code extension. We removed the malicious extension version, isolated the endpoint, and began incident response immediately.

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🚨APPLE SPENT 5 YEARS AND BILLIONS OF DOLLARS BUILDING THE MOST ADVANCED SECURITY SYSTEM IN CONSUMER HISTORY.. AN AI BROKE IT IN 5 DAYS.. Here’s what just happened.. Apple built something called Memory Integrity Enforcement for its new M5 chips.. It’s a hardware-level security system that attaches secret cryptographic tags to every piece of memory.. If a hacker tries to access memory they shouldn’t.. The chip blocks it instantly.. Every known exploit chain against iOS and macOS was rendered obsolete overnight.. Apple said so themselves.. Then a small team at a cybersecurity firm called Calif used Anthropic’s unreleased Claude Mythos Preview to find vulnerabilities in the macOS kernel.. The AI found the bugs almost instantly.. Because once it learned the pattern of a specific type of flaw.. It could recognize every other flaw in that same class across the entire codebase.. What used to take elite security teams months.. The AI did in hours.. Within 5 days.. The team had a fully working exploit that escalated a basic user account to full root access on an M5 Mac running the latest macOS.. With MIE fully enabled.. The billion-dollar hardware defense running at full strength.. The trick.. They didn’t fight the hardware.. They went around it.. MIE is designed to catch memory corruption.. Hackers trying to overwrite pointers or inject code.. The team used a “data-only” approach instead.. They manipulated legitimate data structures the hardware was never designed to monitor.. Like changing an internal flag from “standard user” to “admin”.. The chip saw a perfectly normal operation.. The operating system obeyed.. And the attacker had total control.. The hardware thought everything was fine.. Because technically it was.. The exploit never triggered a single tag mismatch.. They walked into Apple Park and hand-delivered a 55-page report.. Apple patched it in macOS 26.5.. And for the first time ever.. Apple’s official security advisory credited the vulnerability discovery to “Calif dot io in collaboration with Claude and Anthropic Research”.. An AI is now credited in Apple’s CVE patches.. But here’s what makes this story truly terrifying.. Before MIE existed.. An exploit kit called DarkSword was hitting iPhones with zero-click attacks.. Six vulnerabilities chained together.. Total device control just from visiting a webpage.. Deployed by Russian espionage groups, Turkish surveillance vendors, and actors in Saudi Arabia.. Then it got leaked on GitHub.. Nation-state capabilities.. Free for anyone.. MIE was supposed to make all of that impossible.. And an AI found a way around it in 5 days.. The previous model.. Claude Opus 4.6.. Found 22 security bugs in the Firefox codebase.. Claude Mythos Preview found 271 in the same environment.. A tenfold increase.. Linux kernel CVEs jumped from 300 per year to over 5,500.. Largely driven by AI-powered vulnerability research.. The IMF designated Claude Mythos as a systemic financial stability risk.. Because if an AI finds a flaw in software used by every major bank simultaneously.. It could trigger a cascading financial crisis.. Anthropic knew this was coming.. That’s why they didn’t release the model publicly.. Instead they launched Project Glasswing.. Giving defensive access to AWS, Apple, Google, Microsoft, Nvidia, CrowdStrike, JPMorgan, and others.. $100 million in usage credits.. So defenders can scan their own systems before attackers get this capability.. The Pentagon blacklisted Anthropic over autonomous weapons.. Then quietly started using Mythos to harden government systems anyway.. The cybersecurity arms race just changed permanently.. Hardware can’t save you.. Software can’t save you.. The only defense against an AI that finds vulnerabilities is another AI that finds them first.. Five years and billions of dollars.. Five days and one AI.

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It’s 16yrs later and this fact still hits hard

Our trauma is what keeps us looking to the skies in hopes of better days...

Do not underestimate IPMI hashes during a local pentest. Last month I was able to escalate my privileges to Domain Admin from an IPMI hash dump. After dumping the hash from an HP iLO system, I cracked it using Hashcat. The username was "administrator", so I tried local authentication on all hosts present in the range. I found multiple hosts where the local administrator was using the same password. I then performed an LSASS dump, and that's how I obtained Domain Admin credentials.

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The Hollow Men American capitalism is rotting from the head down. We have replaced the "Owner-Operator"—the risk-taker-with a new, parasitic class of corporate bureaucrat: The Risk-Free Insider. By "Insider," I am not referring to a specific title. I am referring to the entire administrative state that has captured the modern corporation. This includes the Directors who exist solely to collect fees, the Executives who exist solely to collect bonuses, and the Managers who exist solely to hire consultants. These are the hollow men of the boardroom. They are masters of PowerPoint. They wear the right suits. They say the right buzzwords about "governance" and "ESG." But they are mercenaries fighting a war with someone else’s ammunition. In a functioning economy, authority is tied to liability. If you make a bad decision, you lose your own money. That fear of loss is the only thing that keeps a business honest. It forces you to cut waste, obsess over the customer, and stay late to fix what is broken. Today, we have severed that link. We have rigged the game so that heads, the Insider wins; tails, the shareholder loses. If the stock goes up, the Insider collects a massive performance bonus. If the stock crashes due to their own incompetence, they are fired with a "Golden Parachute" worth tens of millions. They are gambling with the house’s money, and they never leave the table poorer than they arrived. This looting starts in the boardroom. We have normalized a "Country Club" culture where directors are selected based on social profiling rather than their ability to build a business. The modern board member is often a professional tourist—paid an average of $350,000 a year. Let’s be brutally honest about what that number represents. The average director is paid nearly five times the GDP per capita of the United States. They earn more for attending four quarterly lunches than the vast majority of Americans earn in five years of hard labor. And for what? Most of these directors are "over-boarded," sitting on three or four boards simultaneously. They treat directorships as a gig economy for the elite. They fly in, rubber-stamp a compensation package they didn't read, and fly out. They collect checks from companies they do not understand, do not use, and certainly do not love. They are not there to ask hard questions. They are there to be collegial. They are there to protect the other Insiders. And what happens when these boards hire executives who also have no personal capital at risk? We get the Delegation Economy. When a Risk-Free Insider faces a crisis—bloated expenses, a broken supply chain, or a stale product—they do not roll up their sleeves. They hire a consultant. They pay a strategy firm millions of shareholder dollars to produce a 100-page deck telling them what they already know. This is not management. It is intellectual money laundering. They use shareholder capital to buy an insurance policy for their own careers. If the plan fails, they can blame the consultants. They delegate the work because they are terrified of the responsibility. They would rather preside over a slow, comfortable decline than risk a bold mistake. While American Insiders are busy optimizing their severance packages, our global competitors are optimizing their products. They are not slowed down by bureaucracy. They are not waiting for a slide deck. They are outworking us. If we continue to fill our C-suites with administrators instead of operators, we will lose our edge. We will see iconic American franchises hollowed out by fees, managed for the benefit of the Insiders, while the true owners—the shareholders—are left holding the bag. The time for polite governance is over. If we want to save the American economy from mediocrity, we must demand a return to the "Owner’s Mentality." We need leaders who treat shareholder capital with the same reverence they treat their own savings. The era of the Risk-Free Insider must end.

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BREAKING: President Trump announces a 10% tariff on Denmark, Norway, Sweden, France, Germany, the UK, Netherlands, and Finland beginning February 1st. This tariff will be increased to 25% beginning on June 1st. Tariffs will remain in effect until the US reaches a deal to buy Greenland. “It is time for Denmark to give back,” Trump says.

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