The Crobar

I did not expect to see a Delorean in Sainsbury’s carpark. How the hell did he get out of it?

Bloody hell! Just over a week till Xmas. Somehow it’s managed to sneak up on me again. Despite all the hooha, I hope you all have a wonderful holiday. 🎄🎅🏼🍾🍻🧉🥃🍸🍺🎅🏼🎄 crobarmerch.com

@julez_66 Sadly, no. Aussie customs are utter bastards who hate none Australian cotton and have a habit of confiscating them. As such, it’s far more trouble than it’s worth. Have a word with them, tell them to stop being spoilsports 😀

@TheCrobar You don’t ship to Australia. ☹️

Stuck for stocking fillers for the Rocker in your life? We have a whole bunch of goodies available on line, with a 20% discount to boot. Head to crobarmerch.com to have a look 🤘🏼

How come the death of Jesus is Good Friday, but a money off sale is Black Friday? 🤷🏼‍♂️ Very strange, but there’s still money off Crobar merch 👍🏼😁🤘🏼

Crobar merch is still available from crobarmerch.com 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

Now that it’s getting chilly 🥶, the guys at Merch Direct are offering a buy one, get one half price on Crobar hoodies at crobarmerch.com and you can stay toasty warm.

What can you say about a rubbish Mummy joke? It sphinx! Crobar halloween merch available at crobarmerch.com/collections/ha… See you on the streets for trick or treat 😈 👻 ☠️

What do you call a cleaning skeleton? The Grim Sweeper! It’s halloween, so check out our spooky merch at crobarmerch.com/collections/ha…

Hey boys and girls, If you fancy a new Crobar t-shirt, get yourself a free bottle opener keyring while your about it. Offer ends midnight Friday @ crobarmerch.com

Merch Direct are still giving away keyring bottle openers with Crobar t-shirts. Available at crobarmerch.com until the 1st October 👍🏼🤘🏼

Get a free keyring/bottle opener with your t-shirt order. Check it out at crobarmerch.com Offer runs till 1st October.

@jribbens @GYeoell Yes, just to add insult to injury. I had a feeling the landlord had somebody lined up from the off.

I’ve been asked to post this photo. I’m told it’s a clue, but it’s so mysterious, I haven’t been told anything else.

The guys at Merch Direct are back from their holidays and are running a special offer on our merch for the whole of September. Nice one guys!

@CityWestminster Hi, Sorry, what is a DM? Thanks, Richard.

@TheCrobar I've just sent you a DM with next step. Many thanks.

@CityWestminster Can someone please contact me regarding business rates. This is an urgent matter, but phoning and email are getting me nowhere, neither is your website. HELP!

@CityWestminster Wonderful. Thank you very much.

@TheCrobar Hi, thanks for getting in touch. I've contacted the relevant team and will get back to you as soon as I know more. Many thanks

Crobar Beer n’ Whisky, Rock n’ Roll t-shirts and hoodies etc. now available from crobarmerch.com I’m afraid you’ll have to provide your own sex and drugs.