Preston Hancock

Gotchu for life 6, I promise ❤️🙏🏾

NFL preseason sucks, I won’t be happy until I get to watch Ronald Moore again 💔

I apologize

Tyler Locklear stealing Geno’s 28 just gives me another reason to hate this team @Dbacks

I am very fond of Klondike bars

Top 5 MLB x CIA schemes used to take down the dbacks 1. The sudden decline of Paul Sewald 2. The 2025 pitcher injury crisis X Brian Kaplan 3. The Mets vs Braves double header 4. The Eugenio Suarez + Corbin Carroll 2024 first half slumps 5. The 2024 bee game against LA

Shortest path from point A to point B is a straight line

@JaxnHolmes Generational

Since the dbacks season is officially over I’m excited to see Kyler and the cards get active this year. 12-5 incoming 👀

The streets will always remember you nick ahmed

Eugenio Suarez the man you are. It’s a great day whenever you get to wish this dude a happy birthday

Paul Sewald just earned his 2nd save of the season and lowered his ERA to 4.91…Are we in the midst of a triple crown season from the 35 year old. I could see him winning the closer role over Emmanuel Clase.

Knew I was missing something in my life. Welcome back Paul Sewald… please don’t suck

@kcharliesharp10 Post some stuff I can relate to

Irons need some work #relatable

It’s always a good day when you wake up and you’re not a wnba player

Slept good last night knowing I’d be able to wish Paul Sewald a happy birthday #goatstuff

Just went to the doctor… he said I’m terminally chill

I still think about Eric Bledsoe daily

I still miss you Rondale Moore