The Happy Vortex

@NotBlindfolded "you just KNOW" - if you don't have any evidence, that's called delusion. You'd be wiser to say that you personally suspect foul play and are looking into it. Otherwise this is merely dangerous (for you, legally speaking) gossip.

The problem with Brett Cooper isn't just that she's being a little snot rag. You just KNOW she's doing more than what's on the surface. You KNOW she's getting into the groypersphere, KNOW she's working with Candace, KNOW she's funneling and fueling every snippet of destructive DW gossip to the prime outlets. She's a highly valuable pawn to those who seek to topple all the great things conservatives have built the past 10 years, and she knows it, and she flirts with them openly.

@PaCountry78 @HamiltonAnais @FBIDirectorKash @TheJusticeDept Stop being retarded. I know that's impossible for you, but you really need to try.

@HamiltonAnais @FBIDirectorKash @TheJusticeDept Donald Trump, Pete Hegseth, the whole Trump family. Put the jan 6th traitors back in jail!

BREAKING: I can now confirm that last night, working with @TheJusticeDept and other interagency partners, the FBI has extradited one of our “Ten Most Wanted” from Mexico — one we believe to be a key senior leader of MS-13, Francisco Javier Roman-Bardales. He was arrested in Mexico and is being transported within the U.S. as we speak, where he will face American justice. This is a major victory both for our law enforcement partners and for a safer America. Thank you to our brave personnel for executing the mission. And thank you to Mexico’s SSPC and FGE teams for their support of the FBI in this investigation and arrest.

@ReallyAmerican1 "completely loses it" - why do you exaggerate?? He was annoyed, at most. But y'all are just rage baiting...

BREAKING: In a stunning moment in the Oval Office, Trump completely loses it saying "you're not supposed to ask that" when a reporter asks him about an angry conflict between Marco Rubio and Elon Musk. Americans deserve to know what really happened.

@BehizyTweets Lol, there goes BRICS 😆

BREAKING: President Trump just announced that India has agreed to purchase massive amounts of American oil & gas as well as enlist American companies to build nuclear power plants. "India is also reforming its laws to welcome US nuclear technology, which is at the highest level, into the Indian market. This will bring safe, clean, and affordable electricity to millions of Indians and tens of billions of dollars to the U.S. civilian nuclear industry in India." WOW!

@EndWokeness That's the trauma liberals relive every day. Worse than the Holocaust, one of them said.

HOLY SHIIIT. The FBI just revealed that 5,000 out of their 13,000 agents were focused on January 6th protestors. 39% of the entire bureau, for this:

@assliken Lol, 5.5/10 rage bait

Saluting the national anthem while not in uniform is against the 1st amendment

@AdamLProduction @TRHLofficial 😆 facts

@TRHLofficial If you have to tag an activity with "no homo", then it is 100% definitely full-on homo.

Gentlemen, is it gay to snuggle with the Homies

@CAgovernor Come down to San Diego and hang out on the East side of Petco Park for an afternoon, buddy

California is the fifth largest economy in the world. The most populous state. The beating heart of the American economy. And California is not backing down.

@ZssBecker 😆😆😆 good tea takes time to brew

Well crypto hasn’t pumped in like 72 hours This is fucking stupid and retarded and I hate all of you. Ass

@d_lennertz @teameffujoe 💯💯💯💯💯

@teameffujoe The government doesn’t need any more money, They are the least qualified to handle anything.

The one thing I agree with liberals on. Tax Churches. There’s Zero reason they should be tax free.

@KareemRifai At least they're now saying half the truth, lol

JUST NOW: CNN confirms that Tulsi Gabbard was placed on the TSA Quiet Skies watch list, triggered by her overseas travel patterns and foreign connections.

@wanyeburkett *free and without ads

@wanyeburkett Some of us remember when YouTube was free. It's hard to justify paying for something that's always been free

Script update: one character now wants to put his family on the blockchain

Script update: I snuck a George Floyd joke in there 🤦🏾‍♂️😆🤷🏾‍♂️

@ItIsHoeMath This has to be an AMC or GameStop shorting situation. Blackrock & Friends are too cunning to be this stupid.

"You work at Jag-you-ar? What's that company do?" "Oh, gay gay gay gay gay diverse gay diversity butt stuff BIPOC transexual bottom surgery for 6-year-old kids George Floyd anus. And I think something about cars or trucks, whatever." I'm so grateful not to need a job during this time of exalted mental illness and worship of unfiltered evil. I would not be able to sit through this filth.

@kris 100k incoming

When Bitcoin hits $100,000 I will give 1 BTC to one person who follows me. The rules are simple: - like this tweet, follow me and RT - comment “100k incoming” Let’s go! $BTC #bitcoin

@royal_bobby24 @onthewayjay Retarded take.

@onthewayjay This scene is funnier than ANYTHING in Deadpool & Wolverine and ya’ll paid it DUST.

this kind of sums up all my problems with the third one

@RepMikeCollins All I heard was "Shia LeBeouf"

POV: you go downstairs in the middle of the night for a bowl of Froot Loops.

@ZssBecker It'll be dealt with and the next 12 years will be glorious because of their stupidity.

We have a party that’s just been voted out of power ramping up a war we voted we do not want or support. The left fucking sucks.