J.J. Bailey
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@MikeSteveRitter Science fiction writers: I imagine computing reaches a point that it becomes a creative & analytical enhancement to humanity. One prompt reduces hours of labor to mere seconds. Imagine what we could do.
Us: now make a video where a construction worker kills a guy on the shitter
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really good prank
LASHY BILLS@LASHYBILLS
Construction worker pranks his friend by breaking the Porta potty he's using
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@MikeSteveRitter Next time you’re hungover fired it up and marvel at the sheer audacity of whoever looked at that final cut and said “ship it”
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@TheJJBailey Unfortunately I have not seen but I’ll take your word for it.
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@MikeSteveRitter Moonfall remains the most astounding expenditure of money I have ever seen
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Not nearly enough discussions about Mark Brunell in 2026
Steve Palazzolo@StevePalazzolo_
The last time the Jags played in Denver
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@JarrodCouncil @SheaSerrano This is very much that dinner seen from Whiplash. “And Andy… with your drumming”
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@SheaSerrano First, this is great. This is also very funny—one of our boxers is a champion! One of our boxers is a….writer! :)
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@MikeSteveRitter @CoachDrinkwitz But most importantly have fun out there
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@RitwicSingh The argument against that is the salary cap. Without getting in the weeds on possible “rookie exemption” structures and all that, the base idea is that money still matters. How many Flaggs take 50% of a max to play in LA? And if LA clears space for Rookies, more vet FAs available
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@TheJJBailey eradicating the draft seems like a strong idea, but what if that creates a situation similar to soccer where better organisations would keep getting the top prospects? wouldn’t everyone want to pick the lakers?
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Is this the same Tua Tagovailoa who talked openly this week about not being able to see his WRs when he has two working eyes?
Ari Meirov@MySportsUpdate
#Dolphins QB Tua Tagovailoa woke up with an illness that caused his left eye to swell, but he’s playing today, per CBS. Here's a look at his eye: (🎥 @houtz) twitter.com/houtz/status/1…
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@MikeSteveRitter Recommended double feature- that movie and Snack Shack
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Warming up for that beer to hit my hand today
Trill Withers@TylerIAm
That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir
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@MikeSteveRitter “That ain’t close to touchin 90 son, who you fooling? Go get that ball I’ll fuckin sign it for you”
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“I know I’ve rented the movie 20 times already, but I’m pretty sure this time the Titanic is gonna miss that iceberg”
#Mizzou
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@bschaeffer12 You have control of the game twice in the second half and twice cede it immediately by refusing to use your best offensive weapon
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Kirby Moore was brutal today. I don't know if we ran the ball a single time in the fourth quarter. Maybe once?
But the final nail in the coffin comes from Batoon's prevent the win defense on third and forever. You had to get Alabama to punt you that football.
You can't defend this pass offense four times, even when you sack them on first down.
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