The Malcontent

🚨BREAKING: Keir Starmer CONDEMNS the protests at the Bell Hotel in Epping, once again labelling concerened parents as 'mindless thugs'. Starmer is a digrace to Britain.

So three generations of the same family experienced paranormal activity, were petrified, yet still bought the farm and only sold up a few years ago. Calling bullshit #UNCANNY

Kid's going to be fucked by the time he's 20.

Russell Brand can make lots of interesting points, and still be guilty of the allegations. They're not mutually exclusive.

Kudos to Dispatches for finding a radio clip of Russell Brand offering a female colleague to Jimmy Saville. Icing on the cake.

What are the odds on Manchester United signing Russell Brand.

@SkyHelpTeam Can't access our recordings. Say's the service is currently unavailable. How long is this likely to last?

Because you've reached your viewing limit.

Nipping to the gym in a minute. Might bring out Dave Grohl as a special guest. #glastonbury2023

Russia's going to be melee. Hat's will be thrown into the ring. #RussiaCivilWar #WagnerGroup

Imagine being deposed by your caterer. #Russia #Wagner

Currently in Bordeaux. The hotel has BBC. Fucked off the Artic Monkeys after 15 minutes, got some sleep instead.

#ArticMonkeys #glastonbury2023

Germany #Eurovision2023

Keeping this account active.

@daraobriain @GaryLineker @BBCMOTD As a show of solidarity with Gary Lineker and his treatment by the BBC, we should all stop watching MOTD, until he is reinstated. Pass this message on.

I won’t be appearing on Match of the Day tomorrow. #GarylinekerSpeaksForMe

'I'm not a homophobe, God is the homophobe' #KateForbes