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Kaine
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@IntrepidChild “No. You’re not skipping school. Regan doesn’t pay for you to not go.”
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@TheOtherSpider She opened her mouth to shoot back a response but closed it again as she thought better of it.
"Can I have a day off school that day instead then?"
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@TheOtherSpider "KAINE! can you come to my class next week?
Everyone is bringing their dads to talk about what they do for a job!"
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@IntrepidChild “I told you about asking me that, Lily.” He lowers the tablet to give her a disapproving look.
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@IntrepidChild “I didn’t realize this was some sort of competition. She goes because she wants to. I don’t.”
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@TheOtherSpider "Yeah, but you never come to my class when all the other kids dads do.
Regan comes when they do mom stuff."
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@TheOtherSpider She let out a long, disappointed sigh.
"But it's important for me."
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“I don’t have kids.”
Lily.@IntrepidChild
"You're lying. Criminals aren't allowed to have kids!"
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“You know both Regan and I have been criminals before.”
Lily.@IntrepidChild
"Umm, it's the law."
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“/Don’t/ make me regret this.”
He tosses down an envelope with that dumb Mickey Mouse logo printed on it. Inside are tickets. Three of them.
@FatalMindTricks @IntrepidChild
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@IntrepidChild “There’s a thing called self-control. It’s about making the right decisions. I can’t believe /I’m/ the one giving this talk.”
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@TheOtherSpider "The teacher said we could draw whatever we wanted!"
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@IntrepidChild “One of those reasons are a bit more important than the other.”
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@TheOtherSpider "That it wasn't very nice to draw stuff like that and that, and that cows can't use machine guns anyway because they have hooves."
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@TheOtherSpider "Well, they sent me to the principle because I drew a picture of a cow killing people because it didn't want to eaten."
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