Tony Pizza (Totally Not Tony Rizzo)

@joycecalhio Joyce, babe. The reading experience is enhanced when Division Bell is playing softly in the background. Try again.

@joycecalhio Joyce, babe. Top 5 in the King collection. Probably top 3. In no particular order, my other selections are: The Stand Pet Sematary Different Seasons Salems Lot

Folks, the Browns tied in their 2026 NFL schedule release with the 1987 video game, Street Fighter. Grossi reports that this was meant to showcase two iconic franchises that were last worth spending money on in 1988.

@BurdsIVue Molly, babe. It’s always best to answer honestly in these situations. A reporter from Youngstown asked me that same question during my press tour from Draft Day, and I said my favorite place was I-80 Westbound, to escape all these poors and retreat to my condo. Thanks.

"what's your favorite place in the youngstown area?" idiot: long drives & the cuyahoga national park

@joycecalhio Joyce, babe. I’m just upset that this Cavs win is going to hamper our OTA talks. LOL! The Cavs could win the NBA Championship and it wouldn’t hamper our OTA talks. Hell, the last time around, I was judging BBQ at Cedar Point. Thanks.

@joycecalhio @EdGreenberger Joyce, babe. Clearly nobody organized a 1pm chant. Could’ve made all the difference in the world. Thanks.

If the #Cavs somehow win this game, it will be the most embarrassing win in team history. It’s been completely disgusting. #LetEmKnow

Folks, it’s that time of year. We’re going to have wall to wall coverage on a draft for a football team that hasn’t appeared in a conference championship game since the 1980’s, while completely ignoring the basketball team that is currently in the playoffs. GOOD TO BE ALIVE!

@joycecalhio @Jeremyinakron17 Joyce, babe. After 15 years of this reign of terror, I don’t think anyone needs a reminder. Thanks.

Again. The Brown owners and coach don’t think this is a rebuild/tank situation

@joycecalhio Joyce, babe. Really, the only name change I ever heard about was when Aaron bitched that I was changing “The Golden Boyz” to “Next Level,” and bringing him back as a sidekick. Thanks.

@joycecalhio @adamthebull Joyce, babe. Grossi reports that Vrabes HAS gained a massive advantage in his sex role, though. Glass half full.

The damage she has done, now multiple times to the hard working women in this business is a disgrace. Not just about the media though. What about him? Despicable…

@joycecalhio Joyce, babe. Have I ever told you the Kokinis Story?

@Jeremyinakron17 Jaz, babe. For the love of all that is holy. Did you get hacked again? Did your brilliant game playing provide you a new house and watch? Do you have a game playing “advisor” that will make my dreams come true? I don’t think I can do this again, bro.

Either I’m really smart or this game is really easy. Anyone else play ? Started on vacation last week and really like it.

@joycecalhio @davematthewsbnd Joyce, babe. Finally. We are musically united.

Be honest — what’s a DMB song that really grew on you and is now a fav?

@joycecalhio Joyce, babe. Gonna need you to boost my ego in Ohio this summer. I went to the Guardians home opener today (as celebs do) and @gabbgoudy walked right past me in section 164 and didn’t even glance in my direction. Like she was @Jeremyinakron17 in the Lake Club. SMH.

@joycecalhio @JVMonte2 Joyce, babe. The answer was Born to Run. Thanks.

Which one of these is your favourite?

@Jeremyinakron17 Jaz, babe. Tell me about it. The Browns just tried to send me an invoice for 2026 season tickets. Do they think I’m a MORON? Thanks.

If you think about making an April Fools day joke don’t. They’re not funny and so many people are trying to make them no one is going to fall for yours

@Jeremyinakron17 Jaz, babe. Italian people do not like natives who use the incorrect version of “their.” Thanks.

@Jeremyinakron17 @three_pet3 Jaz, babe. Since you couldn’t drop $10 on a glass of Dawg Pound House Cab, I’m going to be pissed if you grab NVIDIA at its 26 week low, bro. Thanks.

Where’s my boy @three_pet3 ? Stocks are on sale again !!! We’ve got to get to work !!!

@joycecalhio @Petrorock44 Joyce, babe. You could’ve met me in person like 17 times, but apparently a sixer of Pliny the Elder is too much to ask for. Thanks.

Thanks guys! So much fun to meet you both IN PERSON!

@joycecalhio Touché