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Just accidentally opened iTunes so now I can’t use my computer for the next hour or so go.bdsmgalls.net/polly

go.bdsmgalls.net/britney I haven't spoken to my wife in 8 days because she hates it when I interrupt her

go.bdsmgalls.net/stephanie Happy 34% of Americans Tuesday.

go.bdsmgalls.net/floyd "Peanuts, big butts, M&M's, large butts, raisins, huge butts." - Sir Trail Mix-a-Lot

The Bible is subtitled "Shit My God Says". tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/winifred

Ran out of Manila envelops. Off to the Philippines. tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/nadine

The Bible is subtitled "Shit My God Says". tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/josefa

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bitly.xaijo.com/yvonne What up Holmes? ~Watson

Things to do before I start the thing I am supposed to be doing: All of the things. shorturl.xaijo.com/samuel

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bitly.xaijo.com/gerald Text your dad "egg salad sandwich" four times in one day. He'll probably think his phone is broken.

shorturl.xaijo.com/clara Took a nap. Think the nap store manager saw me take it. Freaking out.

Are you a loner with no social skills? The Guild is taking applications for our Henchman placement program. HS Diploma not recommended.

The leader in organized havoc now has a twitter. make a note of it.