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Hodiē mihī, crās tibī — “Today it's me, tomorrow it's you.”

@dokitawaa @erickson_egbon Can this be fixed or the pennis permanently damaged?

I thought we men had a meeting on penile fracture. Don't try impossible angles to please your partner. We just saw an X-ray of someone with a penile fracture after 4 rounds of different positions. Guess which one caused the fracture?

@BashirAhmaad Arrangee primaries.

Mr. Osifo Osayamen Stanley is contesting in the presidential primaries against Bola Ahmed Tinubu, a sitting President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. Whether he wins or not, the mere courage and confidence to step into the ring and test his popularity within his party against an incumbent president speaks volumes. Ironically, he appears to have far more confidence and courage than the NDC’s sole presidential candidate, who is afraid to contest against anyone in a genuine primary election. Instead, he always settles for mushroom parties where he can emerge unchallenged, apparently just to massage his ego and maintain the illusion of political relevance.

@Footballtweet Carlo, is right... They died and are just reviving under CArrick.

🗣️🇨🇴 James Rodriguez: “Nobody knows this… but after Real Madrid: I was going to go to Manchester United and Jorge (Mendes) tells me: 'Do you want to go to Bayern?'. And I say: 'Where am I going to play? Ribéry, Robben...'. He tells me: 'Carlo asked for you'. Carlo calls me and I tell him: 'I think I'm going to Manchester'. And he responds: 'Please Manchester? United is DEAD. You have to come here with me'.”

Pepper soup is a pharmaceutical formulation. Egusi is a complete protein source. Zobo is an antihypertensive. Iru is a cardiovascular enzyme. Moringa is a multi-nutrient intervention. Nigerian food is not cuisine. It is medicine that learned to taste incredible.

took a lot of anger to become this calm

@toshine4u She has been slapping him before, or he has tolerating disrespectful behaviour before that time. The best time to fight a fire is when it's still in a smoke state.

If a woman suddenly gives her husband h0t Sl@p during an Argument, what should the man do at the moment?

@boniface_jrn @Drealsalt Na food dey make me happy.

Do what make you happy

@shakha_tweets @Xtremefootage @UnexpectedVidzz The government still has a job to do by ensuring strict compliance to law and order... If it's to barricade the rail lines then it's worth it.

@TheundercoversG @Xtremefootage @UnexpectedVidzz Many people don't use over bridge to cross over to next platform, they take short cut and cross the rail lines to move to next platform, despite repeated warnings.

A mother becomes a human shield to save her children as a train passes inches above them in Bihar, India . All survived. ❤️

A baby born in the waters! An ‘en caul’ birth is when the baby comes out still inside an intact amniotic sac (caul). This rare thing of beauty happens in less than 1 in 80,000 births. Those that are born inside their amniotic sac are said to be lucky, special or protected.

Don't be afraid to choose a different path than others

It's important to normalize thinking about death just as we think about long life.

inner awakening, contemplation, and mystical revelation

@winexviv @officialbat419 He's busy telling traders when and when not to open their business. Mugu packaged as a solution.

Chukwuemeka Odumegwu Ojukwu University, Uli have not had electricity for the past 15 years. The only state owned university. Extortion, killings, kidnapping, sex for grades, bullying and all sort of atrocities happen there daily. Governor Soludo is complacent and it’s very bad

@KE_MrBlack @iLnico4real Restlessness

What makes someone look older than their actual age?

Stay humble. You can seem like a millionaire to one person and a homeless person to the next. The ants think you are a giant, and the trees don't even notice you. You think you have a boring life, but the next person might be in love with your lifestyle. Don't compare. Ever. Everything is apple and oranges. Comparison is the thief of joy. Stay humble. And just be gareful for what you have. Life is just a big game of perspective.

Ase!