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@SplatOfSkylands @GA_Reviews //the one that robbed and slimed out pizza tower?

@GA_Reviews //remember Cocoon?

If Mixtape wins a single awar no one should ever take the Game Awards seriously again. Really, in a year with RE9, Pragmata, Nioh 3, Mouse P.I. if this industry plant ass game steals a single nomination I'm rioting.

@ArkeyanSwordman thy gore shall glisten before the temples of machines Heathen of steel the crimes thy have committed are NOT forgotten and thy punishment... is DEATH

@TidalArkeyan Ohhh, how she loved to be called an object. By the Ancients, the way she’d shiver anytime I called her an object and said her partner was worthless. She loved it, really

eugh...

@ArkeyanSwordman Foolishness, machine. Foolishness. An imperfection to be cleansed A mere object Not. Even. Mortal.

@TidalArkeyan Yes, exactly! I think I even said that second one word for word to her, the once

@ArkeyanSwordman You are less than nothing You're an error to be corrected You are outclassed Your crime is existence You make even the devil cry

@TidalArkeyan You really shouldn’t be asking me that; she was the one literally begging me to insult her and yell nasty things at her. ‘Oh fuck, say I’m a stupid little bitch! Say I’m a useless fuckup! Fuck I hate my life and I hate my partner! Hit me hard, oh by the spirits hit me harder!’

@ArkeyanSwordman WHAT SICK PLEASURE DO YOU GAIN FROM SUCH DISRESPECT

@TidalArkeyan Hey. You know, that sounds really familiar. The whole, ‘grinding’ thing. Oh, that right! She ALSO did that too! How could I forget?

@ArkeyanSwordman I SHALL GRIND YOU DOWN UNTIL THE VERY SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY

@TidalArkeyan Waaaa, waaaa, I’m an infantile little bitch who can’t take minor disrespect, waaa, waaaaa, my dead sister was addicted to a stranger’s loins, waaaa, waaaaa

@ArkeyanSwordman I WILL FIND YOU AND WHEN I DO THE WRATH OF TEN THOUSAND FATHOMS OF THE DEPTHS OF THE SEA SHALL BE LET LOOSE UPON YOU, YOU DISGUSTING, PERVERTED SACK OF SHIT

@TidalArkeyan The simple fact of the matter that she’d lost her voice from how hard she was choking on my fat skeletal cock

@ArkeyanSwordman and just WHAT could that detail POSSIBLY be, you disrespectful little wretch?

@TidalArkeyan Mm, I fear she would have said otherwise if it weren’t for one very important detail. Other than her being a rotting corpse, and all.

@ArkeyanSwordman SILENCE, you disgusting little fascist you will NOT speak of her in such a manner

@TidalArkeyan As if I could rust. Unlike some of us, I was made with high quality materials and didn’t have my partner’s corpse to rust in the salted ocean

@ArkeyanSwordman It's not literal, you braindead boltbucket. clean that rust out of your hard drives sometime

@TidalArkeyan Why would you even have those. Clearly an inferior model.

@ArkeyanSwordman you can face my riveted cock and balls, Elite.

@TidalArkeyan You will face our wrath, heretic

@ArkeyanSwordman I’m sure he was.

@TidalArkeyan Please. 12067 was happy to retrieve me.

Mostly, but I would GLADLY talk to any of them, if they could get me, OFF this STUPID ISLAND

@ArkeyanSwordman Mm. Sure.

@TidalArkeyan It really is, isn’t it?

@ArkeyanSwordman Oh. Great…

@TidalArkeyan Not me. I was saved by a War Machine.

@ArkeyanSwordman Uh huh… who’s trapped on an island again? Because last I checked I’m not trapped on an island currently

@TidalArkeyan You mock, yet you state mere facts. Emotions are the fall of the most powerful of men.

@ArkeyanSwordman “Wah wah wah i’m a fascist wah wah wah i hate emotions wah wah wah”

@TidalArkeyan Clearly, not an Arkeyan.

@ArkeyanSwordman Later. I’m currently on my honeymoon with my husband and i’d hate to be interrupted.

@TidalArkeyan I’ll find you.

@ArkeyanSwordman I would if i could find you

@TidalArkeyan You coward. Face me with honor rather than name calling, if you have any.

@ArkeyanSwordman Of course you don’t know. Ignorant as always

@TidalArkeyan What are you even talking about.