toby

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toby

toby

@tobytobyjoyjoy

I love hotdogs, like seriously I love them.

Katılım Ağustos 2009
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I’m Sodium Chloride in the streets but Salt in the sheets. #IputtheNainNaughty
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Sorry my account got hacked by some crypto something
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I love it when someone’s selling something on FB Marketplace and I offer them less and then a little while later they write back “It already sold.” They love burning me and I love that they would do that. It’s so funny. I wish I could meet them and just say thanks.
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I can’t wait to hear Lindell’s dis track and then Osteen comes in and slays them all out with his fiery bars.
Collin Rugg@CollinRugg

NEW: Pastor Mark Driscoll gets kicked off stage at a men’s conference after he calls out pastor John Lindell for allowing a demonstration from a male stripper. The incident happened at the Stronger Men’s Conference in Springfield, MO. After Vegas stripper and ‘sword swallower’ Alex Magala did a performance with his shirt off, Driscoll got on stage and condemned the performance. Lindell then told Driscoll he was out of line and kicked him off the stage while citing Matthew 18. Bizarre.

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If Jordan Love leads the Packers to an upset of 49ers I will write an album called Love.
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It’s a “I just want hot cocoa and a Candice Cameron Christmas movie” kinda day.
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@ChrisPalmerMD Why is it always that people always say you feel awful and aren’t productive? “Healthy”people feel like shit all the time too and the most productive and successful people ever had relationships with drugs, lack of excercise and lack of sleep. It’s a bad sells pitch.
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Some people think healthy lifestyle = a boring life Good nutrition Regular sleep schedule Minimal or no drugs/alcohol Regular exercise There’s nothing boring about feeling good most of the time and having energy, passion, drive, and creativity. It’s priceless.
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Headed home from an awesome tour with SlowJoy and Strawberrygirls. Thanks everyone for coming out!
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Do you like chicken or steak or your salad?
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Why do dudes put on a whole suit but then leave their tie loose? Like it’s a whole suit you put on?
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People don’t talk about it but dogs love salami just as much as us.
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Sometimes I like to go on Google Maps and just go to gas stations and reminisce about the good ole’ days.
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My Walmart bluetooth earbuds, say hello when you pull them out of the case. But they say it super quick. Like immediately. I don’t know why but the last 7-12 times I pulled them out of the case I rushed them to my ears to make sure I heard the hello.
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If you spill seltzer water on the carpet do you have to clean it up?
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Gravity by John Mayer is like cat nip for 30-50 year old white men.
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Pineapple Malibu in Diet Caffeine Free Coke is the greatest drink I’ve ever made.
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What’s the dumbest thing your ever thought was cool? Mine is the PT Cruiser.
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How long are people practicing TikTok dances?
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@mitchel1691 @Devinitely Based it on lyrics that popped in my head because that means they stand out.I have two: 1.There is a part of me that always sees the easy way out,if it doesn’t hurt then not another word. Second: Now I know what it’s like to be alone. It’s the song Alone about Jesus on the cross
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