Tom “Tom Hoge” Hoge

I woke up pissed off. Let’s get this bread, Billy Ho.

Woke up to Wyndham on the leaderboard. What a terrible way to get the day started. #notmyleaderboard

Head on a swivel today, fellas. Head on a swivel.

Hey everyone! I’m your friendly neighborhood Tom Hoge and I just decided to take a piss down my leg on hole 7 at Sawgrass today. I hope you enjoy the rest of my round. I’m not on TV but you can keep up with me on TourCast. Thanks, Tom “quintuple bogey” Hoge

Layup grid today, but got to reminisce a bit on the best era of football. Thought I’d share.

Waco golf equivalent

No shit it was me… I own you @brysondech

@ChipotleTweets I am OUTRAGED! I didn’t tip today and I get served a chode-rito that is literally the size of my palm. Can’t believe you have to tip nowadays just to get what you paid for. Disgusting world we live in.

@BrianKirschner_ Bro chill. I’m him.

Biggest surprise of the golfers inside the top 50 is Tom Hoge Truly cannot remember him being relavent in a single tournament this year

I’m hammered on hole 6 at Portrush rn

Up late thinking about Luka again.

@pastapant7 Lots of value in first round leader this week. Didn’t hit last week, but that just means I am due… again!

@Tom_Hoge_ I’m taking you this week #tom #hoge

I am still Tom Hoge. I am once again the first round leader.

I am Tom Hoge. I am your first round leader.

@NotLuisScola @WEricksonson754 Luis, I am a biased Ashton Jeanty WORSHIPER! Fuck the Lions! Jeanty and the Broncos by 30! Delusional, Tom

@Tom_Hoge_ @WEricksonson754 Hey Tom and Wayne, big fan of both your pages, just wanted to let yall know that this could go very wrong very fast… I feel like this team is sadly very one dimensional and Penn St has been good winning the games they should (SMU as most recent example) hope I’m wrong though…

This is going to age like fine wine.

@c_clements1055 @WEricksonson754 Thanks, Charlie!

@WEricksonson754 @Tom_Hoge_ Glad y’all are on the same page, Wayne. Tom seems like he knows ball

@WEricksonson754 Glad you are on the Boise/Jeanty Train! Go Broncos!

@Tom_Hoge_ Tom, This is a great take. Really think that’s exactly how it’s gonna go down. On the same page, Wayne

Talk about getting robbed! Went on to get an easy win by 9 strokes at St. Andrew’s for my 3rd major on the year. Imagine if Tim Hoge did this!! I’d be a rich man! #FuckWitMe

High school teams should start using a roster spot for special needs kids. Down 3 with 1:35 left in the 4th? Send out little Timmy to take it 75 yards to the crib. Do they rock his shit or let him score? Puts your opponent in an ethical bind. Wrong either way.