Tone Rusdal

Capitol building security if you’re white

Obsessed with these Trump protestors who broke windows to get into the Capitol Building but then stayed inside the red ropes

Why y’all keep asking where the police at? Y’all ask where Miley’s at when Hannah’s on stage?

I will buckle down to work as soon as I finish reading the Internet.

Hvis vi trenger å opprette et departement for snever virkelighetsforståelse, har jeg en god ministerkandidat.

Trump NOT Doing FOX Debate Cause Of MEGAN KELLY😂Some1 Get Him TOE SHOES,fkng PRIMA DONNA. HOW CAN HE FACE ISIS,HE CANT FACE A CHICK ON TV.🐈

Police handled a suspected mass murderer more gently than an unarmed girl at a pool party. #CharlestonShooting

Er typen til å klage over at jeg ikke får statens kunstnerstipend selv om jeg ikke har søkt

i have two words for my haters: like me!

All-time favorite? Erik Solbakken og Hasse Hope i dameparykker. #karljohan

You're My greatest creation, and I'm your worst.

WHAT DOES A CAT HAVE TO DO TO GET A FREAKIN' TUNA SANDWICH ROUND HERE??? (Hold the bread) #GoodGirl

Hello, Twitter! It's Barack. Really! Six years in, they're finally giving me my own account.

Being told by san clemente state park that I'm better off sleeping on the road than in the park for $70. #okthankyou

Used the police as my alarm today #goodmorningofficer

IT WAS A TRICK QUESTION!!! I AM BOTH!!! ALL OF YOU RT AND FAV AT ONCE!!! QUICKLY!!! #gorgeousgoodgirl

Which of these am I? RT for 'gorgeous', Fav for 'a good girl'.

Hvis du poster IQ-testen din på Facebook har du ikke bestått den.