Tony Barrett

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Tony Barrett

@TonyBarrett2020

The Island-Wide Man.

Guernsey Katılım Eylül 2020

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Tony Barrett@TonyBarrett2020·29 Haz

All my previous writings about drugs may have given the impression I'm completely obsessed with just one harmless leaf. Absolutely wrong! Any debate about drugs must comprehensively address all drugs. And everything that isn't a drug too. And paid parking.

Tony Barrett@TonyBarrett2020

Cannabis: It's the issue EVERY candidate has a view on. Time for me to come off the fence.

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Tony Barrett@TonyBarrett2020·10 Şub

@rebeccalanegg @gavinstpier It seems not all deputies understand how laws work. But I was drunk when I voted so I guess it's my fault.

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Rebecca Lane@rebeccalanegg·10 Şub

Thank you @gavinstpier for standing up to the deputies opposing the addition in the sexual offences law. I personally have never seen someone falsely accusing another of rape, not that it doesn't happen but its so very unlikely, there is no good reason not to bring this law in.

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Tony Barrett@TonyBarrett2020·26 Kas

@ImproSarah @TinWhistleGSY @oligsy Now THAT is a vote-winning look.

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Sarah HR(T)@ImproSarah·26 Kas

Who would have thought my accidental long hair would help with that Victorian mutton chop moustache look! First week of rehearsals done, can’t wait for the show. Book your tickets ‘Around the world in 80 days’ guernseytickets.gg

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Tony Barrett@TonyBarrett2020·7 Eyl

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Tony Barrett@TonyBarrett2020

It's time to tackle the big problems with bold action. And I am the big, bold Action Man.

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Tony Barrett@TonyBarrett2020·7 Eyl

Look at today's top two @BailiwickGsy news stories. Coincidence? I think not. The only explanation: Harvey is being groomed for a meteoric rise to total administrative power.

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Tony Barrett@TonyBarrett2020·29 Nis

@geoffmiller66 The market is fickle. We're only getting 0.0002 Bitcoin for tokens representing generic unremarkable amendments which are discarded after 1.5 hours of earnest but dreary monologues followed by an unrecorded 'contre' motivated mostly by the fact that it's after pub opening time.

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Tony Barrett@TonyBarrett2020·29 Nis

BREAKING: I'm working 24/7 with the States digital team to auction NFTs of Guernsey parliamentary U-turns. We've already had interest from Ukrainian property tycoons wanting to own the 16-day debate in which Environment lost their bid to charge for the use of kiosk toilets.

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Tony Barrett@TonyBarrett2020·29 Nis

@advocategreen1 My time machine stands ready for when I'm elected. I'm gonna take all 38 seats.

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Chris Green@advocategreen1·29 Nis

@TonyBarrett2020 Good, but we generally expect our deputies to work more than 24/7. 😜

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Tony Barrett@TonyBarrett2020·29 Nis

The top bid for the NFT of my first ever tweet stands at 120 Dogecoins. At an anticipated yield of 10,000% APR, by 2024 that'll be enough crypto to build a brand new 120-bed hospital.

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Tony Barrett@TonyBarrett2020·28 Nis

Delighted to announce that I'm in discussions with some very senior people to capitalise Guernsey's new cryptocurrency ENTIRELY using NFTs of my Twitter history.

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Tony Barrett@TonyBarrett2020·19 Nis

I just wanted to make it absolutely clear that, like all decent Guernsey politicians, I have never used a pseudonym on social media, and would never condone doing so.

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Tony Barrett@TonyBarrett2020·12 Şub

Another of my policies coming to fruition!

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Islanders design Valentine's cards and share online for frontline workers. itv.com/news/channel/2…

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Tony Barrett@TonyBarrett2020·26 Oca

Great to see the States is FINALLY implementing one of my key election policies.

Tony Barrett@TonyBarrett2020

It's time to tackle the big problems with bold action. And I am the big, bold Action Man.

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Tony Barrett@TonyBarrett2020·17 Eki

Waking up for the first time under the reign of Olaf the Omnipotent, King of the Tomato-Heads. I must admit my political optimism has waned somewhat, but I'm willing to work together with him on my policies if ever the call comes.

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Tony Barrett@TonyBarrett2020·14 Eki

@ElisBebb That's what victory for the Tomato-Head Party gives you. ALL vegetables matter!

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Elis Bebb ن@ElisBebb·14 Eki

OMG. Please God don’t tell me we’ve resorted to this level of nonsense. Oh, my apologies, apparently police care more for the feelings of tomatoes than for burglaries these days.

Konstantin Kisin@KonstantinKisin

Devon and Cornwall Police are finally doing the job we pay them to do: protecting tomatoes from hurty words.

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Tony Barrett@TonyBarrett2020·10 Eki

@CorbetJanie 😮guernseypress.com/news/2020/10/0…

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Janie Corbet@CorbetJanie·9 Eki

@TonyBarrett2020 Demand a recount!

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Tony Barrett@TonyBarrett2020·9 Eki

Disaster, it was a clean sweep for the Tomato-Headed Lizard Party, thanks to all their negative campaigning about my Biro Tax! At least an old hand like me knows how to retire gracefully. That's democracy... so long, voters!

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Tony Barrett@TonyBarrett2020·9 Eki

Last but not least... 7: In a change to the States rules of procedure, each sitting will begin with a full 6 hours of Vedic chant.

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Tony Barrett@TonyBarrett2020·9 Eki

6: Bring back Joey. In his annual self-memorial flight, he will bring Santa to Town each Christmas in a death defying landing on the Castle Breakwater.

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Tony Barrett@TonyBarrett2020·9 Eki

Policies that didn't make the main manifesto... 1: GPS tracking for all dogs so we can apportion the £10 annual dog tax to different parishes depending on where they typically... ahem...

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@rebeccalanegg @gavinstpier @ImproSarah @BailiwickGsy @geoffmiller66 @advocategreen1 @ElisBebb @CorbetJanie