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Tony Barrett

@TonyBarrett2020

The Island-Wide Man.

Guernsey Katılım Eylül 2020
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Rebecca Lane
Rebecca Lane@rebeccalanegg·
Thank you @gavinstpier for standing up to the deputies opposing the addition in the sexual offences law. I personally have never seen someone falsely accusing another of rape, not that it doesn't happen but its so very unlikely, there is no good reason not to bring this law in.
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Sarah HR(T)
Sarah HR(T)@ImproSarah·
Who would have thought my accidental long hair would help with that Victorian mutton chop moustache look! First week of rehearsals done, can’t wait for the show. Book your tickets ‘Around the world in 80 days’ guernseytickets.gg
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Tony Barrett
Tony Barrett@TonyBarrett2020·
Look at today's top two @BailiwickGsy news stories. Coincidence? I think not. The only explanation: Harvey is being groomed for a meteoric rise to total administrative power.
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Tony Barrett
Tony Barrett@TonyBarrett2020·
@geoffmiller66 The market is fickle. We're only getting 0.0002 Bitcoin for tokens representing generic unremarkable amendments which are discarded after 1.5 hours of earnest but dreary monologues followed by an unrecorded 'contre' motivated mostly by the fact that it's after pub opening time.
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Tony Barrett
Tony Barrett@TonyBarrett2020·
BREAKING: I'm working 24/7 with the States digital team to auction NFTs of Guernsey parliamentary U-turns. We've already had interest from Ukrainian property tycoons wanting to own the 16-day debate in which Environment lost their bid to charge for the use of kiosk toilets.
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Tony Barrett
Tony Barrett@TonyBarrett2020·
@advocategreen1 My time machine stands ready for when I'm elected. I'm gonna take all 38 seats.
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Chris Green
Chris Green@advocategreen1·
@TonyBarrett2020 Good, but we generally expect our deputies to work more than 24/7. 😜
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Tony Barrett
Tony Barrett@TonyBarrett2020·
The top bid for the NFT of my first ever tweet stands at 120 Dogecoins. At an anticipated yield of 10,000% APR, by 2024 that'll be enough crypto to build a brand new 120-bed hospital.
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Tony Barrett
Tony Barrett@TonyBarrett2020·
Delighted to announce that I'm in discussions with some very senior people to capitalise Guernsey's new cryptocurrency ENTIRELY using NFTs of my Twitter history.
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Tony Barrett
Tony Barrett@TonyBarrett2020·
I just wanted to make it absolutely clear that, like all decent Guernsey politicians, I have never used a pseudonym on social media, and would never condone doing so.
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Tony Barrett
Tony Barrett@TonyBarrett2020·
Waking up for the first time under the reign of Olaf the Omnipotent, King of the Tomato-Heads. I must admit my political optimism has waned somewhat, but I'm willing to work together with him on my policies if ever the call comes.
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Tony Barrett
Tony Barrett@TonyBarrett2020·
@ElisBebb That's what victory for the Tomato-Head Party gives you. ALL vegetables matter!
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Tony Barrett
Tony Barrett@TonyBarrett2020·
Disaster, it was a clean sweep for the Tomato-Headed Lizard Party, thanks to all their negative campaigning about my Biro Tax! At least an old hand like me knows how to retire gracefully. That's democracy... so long, voters!
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Tony Barrett
Tony Barrett@TonyBarrett2020·
Last but not least... 7: In a change to the States rules of procedure, each sitting will begin with a full 6 hours of Vedic chant.
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Tony Barrett
Tony Barrett@TonyBarrett2020·
6: Bring back Joey. In his annual self-memorial flight, he will bring Santa to Town each Christmas in a death defying landing on the Castle Breakwater.
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Tony Barrett
Tony Barrett@TonyBarrett2020·
Policies that didn't make the main manifesto... 1: GPS tracking for all dogs so we can apportion the £10 annual dog tax to different parishes depending on where they typically... ahem...
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