Christopher One Eye

Throwback to our greatest draft pick of all time.

🚨 This week was the most insane week in tech history and most people missed half of it.. > the Pentagon adopted Palantir as the CORE US military AI system.. the government just picked its AI.. and it's the one that builds surveillance software.. > Peter Thiel's Founders Fund put $2 billion on a cow collar startup.. GPS collars for cows.. they call their algorithm a "cowgorithm".. two billion dollars.. > OpenAI announced they're doubling their workforce to 8,000.. the company that told everyone AI replaces jobs is hiring 3,500 more people to build the thing that replaces jobs.. > HSBC announced 20,000 job cuts.. 10% of their entire workforce.. because AI made them unnecessary.. > Jensen closed Nvidia GTC with singing robots and a digital clone of himself.. then said the chip market will hit $1 trillion.. > Bernie Sanders sat down with Claude AI on camera.. asked it about mass data collection.. and the AI snitched on its own industry to a US Senator.. > Elon launched Terafab.. a $25 billion chip factory.. then said money won't exist in the future and you'll be able to take free trips to Saturn.. > the Big Five are spending 94% of their operating cash flow on AI infrastructure.. Amazon is projected to go $28 billion negative.. Alphabet's free cash flow is expected to collapse 90%.. they're borrowing money to keep the data center lights on.. > Reddit CEO said they're considering Face ID to prove you're human.. because they can't tell who's real anymore.. > a guy from North Carolina used AI to make hundreds of thousands of fake songs.. botted billions of streams.. and walked away with $8 million.. first-ever criminal AI streaming fraud case.. > Tim Cook told people to stop doomscrolling.. the CEO of the company that designed the most addictive screen ever made.. all of this happened in ONE week.. if you're not following me you're finding out about this a week late from someone who read my post..