Toria Brightside

@NorthernSoulMcr What's the best email to reach you on?

If you have to tell the room you're charming, you probably aren't.

Sticks and stones don't break my bones, and names make me dislike you.

"There is no such thing as a plump and juicy raisin. A plump and juicy raisin is a grape." - The scientist, re Kellogg's Fruit & Fibre song

I have never watched DWTS but I guess I'm gonna have to tune in. I'd do anything for @erikajayne - that bitch is what the world needs 👑🍾👌🏻

"My answer was awkward. I think she expected me to care in some way." Ben Barnes

@ElCapoNQ Genius. See you later.

@ElCapoNQ What time does happy hour start? I need two margaritas.

1996 was a great year for bitch pop

'Sorry I'm a fucktard, it's a Gemini thing!' No it isn't, it's a fucktard thing.

Barnes and I just had a press up competition. I am champion. Barnes gave up 2/3 of the way through his first press up.

Writing a slip shanty. That's an Irish jig but kind of in the style of a pirate. That's a 9 8 time signature.

'The fake look' yeah that's definitely a healthy trend

@hazel_julie nostalgically warming my heart ❤️ 🔥

Your Viking name for your pet is cute in theory, but FYI you didn't check the spelling and the Vikings are now turning in their graves.

"How do you install it?" - A dumbass, regarding a prism.

@erikajayne is my No.1 hero RN. Super sexy. Super c*nty. This bitch delivers 🤘🏻💋💵

"A, B, C or neither?" How about a, b, c, dictionary.

"Tristan, you eat Ben and Jerry's like a broken hearted girl." - Lilly

Gypsy punk on guitar is basically cardio