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@BrianPaget Morning live to start at 09.45 now

#BBCBreakfast allowing this rabbi to turn this tragedy into an opportunity for him to air his political grievances.

@verywearypaul @channel5_tv @TomReadWilson He’s a proper annoying little cunt

@channel5_tv @TomReadWilson Having to watch with the sound off, can't stand his fake accent.

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Where’s all the people who moan about train drivers salaries today?

Quite obvious this 🤡 doesn’t live in the real world #JeremyVine

@BBCBreakfast Once saw a conductor charge two tourists for new tickets on a train from Leeds to London simply because they had got on a train that had a departure 20 minutes before the one they were booked on. It was clearly a mistake, these spoke very little English. They paid another £300ish

Train passengers are suffering unfair penalties for minor and often genuine mistakes in buying ticket. The Office of Rail and Road said Britain's fare system was "complex" and that rail firms must stop taking "disproportionate action" against travellers. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@BBCMorningLive How has this whopper transitioned from traffic cops to TV?

🚪1 in 10 older people fear opening the door, worried it’s a scammer. Former inspector Anton Sullivan shares real footage of con artists from BBC's Doorbell Detectives, and what to say if someone turns up unannounced. 📺 Watch in full👉 bbc.in/3YbjzIw

And now 80 years later we have Leo, who couldn’t fight a cold #MorningLive

Couldn’t imagine going to someone’s utility room for a haircut #cleanitfixit

Bartlett on his high horse - ironic given he’s got form for over valuing his business #dragonsden

Yet you bought a house near an airport 🤷‍♂️ #BBCBreakfast

Dennis is a 5* dickhead - why didn’t his daughter sleep there, and he could have had another room? #fourinabed

Nadia’s stirring already given she got the shoulder for PM #TheApprentice

The instagram enthusiasts are back #TheApprentice

@retrowedding68 Especially your mothers

A Place In The Sun Why do they make couples hold hands the whole time, it looks so false especially when they walk through an open door 🙁 awkward

@SaturdayKitchen great piece on the gods own run, unfortunately they’re not in business anymore. Well researched!

Good Yorkshire accents from the people of ilkley #bbcbreakfast

This guy is a real grifter #bbcbreakfast

Yet again the a1 at wentbridge is stood still. No idea who’s doing these roadworks but the @highwaysagency managing it is a joke.

One of the biggest threats to UK business is @NationalHways

@StuartRender @Tanni_GT @LNER She didn’t get her specific train, she missed it. She got one 30 minutes later which in turn meant she was a lot later into London

@Tanni_GT Booking assistance for a specific train should mean just that. That's why the process is there. Good to see @lner following this up. It's worrying though that not one other person on that train offered to find station staff to assist. That says a lot about society today.

At 22.17 (train got in at 22.02) I decided to crawl off. Had to move all my stuff onto the platform. Member of cleaning staff offered to help. They’re not insured.