Trauma Pager Reads…

everyone please put your detective hats on and tell me what could be causing this BLACK URINE! 🤔 ⬛️

WE GOT ONE, BOYS!!

this is a type of page we’ll see at two points of the year, in July and in December Happy New Year, hoping it starts with all ten fingers 🎉🍾🥳

it’s the cry for help before running out of characters for me

[obligatory holiday themed tweet]

no promises

don’t mind if I do…

I asked for a ridiculous one since some of these are depressing man stuck an air hose into his penis, inflated, and then “blew up his balls” as in, you guessed it, another scrotal devolving/rupture

this one was a big deal in Michigan as it divided a community and changed boating age laws within the state jet skis vs boat propellor/collision, female teenager leg severed, male teenager severed completely in half at the abdomen, drivers of boat/jet skis were only 15 years old

asking my coworkers the most intense/interesting/shocking trauma pages they’ve ever seen, a thread

startin off strong with a page that made me do a double take