Yvonne Smith 💜✨🌱

I, for one, welcome our new cicadian overlords

@acevonjohnson @acevonjohnson21 Done

Can yall Please report: @acevonjohnson21 for impersonating my account, or whatever. 🚮

@NashSevereWx Saw my first one this AM!

Cicada invasion soon. Little buggers [NOTE: language sanitized] emerge with ground temps at 64F. Closest reliable data source to us - from the KY meso buff.ly/3SnvSyM

@ChristnNitemare Odd flex, but ok

Easter is just 17 days away...

@ChristnNitemare Oh, ffs

Attention yoga practicers…

@warnerblaster @nkornutick @r_selrod Same!

One thing I learned this weekend was how it’s estimated that only about 40% of landlords are registered in Nashville. We should probably work to fill that gap. Also think a cool research project would be doing some LLM analysis of lease documents.

@NashSevereWx It’s POURING snow. Biggest clumps I’ve ever seen. Sticking, too!

Latest "best guess" precip type with some help from a fancy radar product. Likely snow in W Williamson co and, of course, Joelton. 8:37 pm

This weather is The Spring Tease Incident

@ChristnNitemare “That ring of fire is the blood of Jesus that covers them.” WTF?

Yeah, OK…

@warnerblaster This is what @JasonZacharyTN wants.

@NashSevereWx Wooooooohooooooooo!!!

33.3° and rising fast already in my backyard at 9:00 am. Let's goooo!

The sound of an icicle getting shredded in my HVAC fan is really something.

@AldiUSA Please bring back the Earth Grown vegan chick’n tenders!

Healthy living goals? Take them to the next-level with #ALDIFinds. But first, make sure the cork pops at midnight and the low prices are a-flowin’. Click to see: bit.ly/WeeklyAdALDI

Can we all just get our bills forgiven next month? Thanks.

@NashSevereWx Cold hurts. My skin is dry, my sinuses hurt, I have to go outside and de-ice my HVAC, I’m worried about my house, I have to walk carefully not to slip in the ice, I’m nervous to drive. No. 99° ALL DAY. Thank you.

It’s 19° rn. You can pick one 👇🏽

Thirty years since the Northridge earthquake! Still the scariest event I’ve ever experienced.

Folks, please clean the snow off the top of your car before driving!

Please do not assume I am too busy to help you buy/sell a house, record, perform and/or tour or walk your dog if you’re in the west side. Thank you!

Some things to do today to prep for the extreme cold... ✅Make sure the animals under your care have access to appropriate shelter/warmth/non-frozen drinking water, etc. ✅Disconnect garden hoses from spigots. Cover spigots, particularly those that are not frost-proof spigots. If you aren't sure, better safe than sorry. ✅ Close crawl space vents around your home to keep coldest temps further away from your crawl space plumbing ✅Check your attic to make sure any plumbing up there is well insulated and not exposed (looking at you Nolensville folks and your residential fire sprinklers) ✅Make sure lawn irrigation systems are off and winterized ✅Have a cold kit in your vehicle if you must travel (blankets, first aid, food, water, etc) ✅Locate your water shutoffs in your home and *know how to use them* (at meter and in your home). Remember, frozen pipes may not burst until they start to thaw. So, don't let your guard down once temps go above freezing. ✅Make sure any heat sources you use indoors are safe for such. Don't be the next carbon monoxide statistic. ✅Drip faucets in your home, especially those faucets with plumbing against exterior walls. ✅Flush toilets periodically that have plumbing near exterior walls. This is an issue at my house with one of our bathrooms. Know your home. ✅This list is not exhaustive. Spend some time today just walking around identifying things that could become issues later. You'll feel better if you do.

@freddieoconnell Got the same ones from Lucky Bamboo!

The fortune cookie factory is under new management.