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@lippyent Audrey ❤️

I need a old fashion girls name that will fit her! Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

@jamieoliver feasts for a fiver, excellent! Just goes to show that you can cook well, healthy and tasty on a budget 😋 I grew up in a poor kitchen family but it didn’t stop us from eating tasty and healthy food.

@rickygervais Life goals…good to know you’re keeping perspective. A vegan sausage roll is a thing of beauty.

Two years ago today, Jaimi and I were spiked by a waiter in a hotel whilst we were sat chatting. We were both incredibly ill, and it’s a miracle we both realised, got back to our room, locked and barricaded the door, and then passed out. When we each came round, the pain and weird symptoms were absolutely terrifying, but we didn’t dare tell the hotel we needed help in case we were at risk. I will never forget the moment I realised something was seriously wrong. I was stood in water, around waist-height, chatting to Jaimi. Suddenly, I realised I didn’t have control of my body anymore, and I felt like I would pass out in the water and drown. I had this urgent voice telling me to get out of the water. We were both getting more and more confused, and got back to our room as fast as we could manage - which was pretty difficult as everywhere looked like a repetitive blur. I don’t remember much of how we got back, or how long it took us. When James Cleverly made the comments about spiking his wife with a date-rape drug a couple weeks back, I didn’t have the words or the energy to respond. When I saw he was playing it off as a funny joke, I was just so utterly bored of the same old same old. “It’s just a rape joke. It’s just a spiking joke.” I just knew he was not the kind of guy I would want heading up sections and departments around VAWG. I’m not even sure why I’m writing this - but it came up on my memories today. 2 years ago, I was with my wife, recovering in a room from whatever the hell had been put in our drinks. It haunted us both for weeks - why were we targeted? What was the next step in that plan? Was it for a laugh? Was it to abduct us? Rob us? Rape us? Kill us? Apparently James Cleverly apologised a few days back, but apologies don’t change the fact that the dude we are supposed to trust with addressing VAWG is the one making jokes about date-rape, drugging his wife, and ‘keeping her sedated’. Sickening. The wrong people are in power. As always.

If anyone else had ripped the government off so explicitly, for tens of millions of pounds, they’d be in prison. The fact that she’s still sitting in the Lords shows the blatant corruption goes right to the top. #bbclaurak #MichelleMone

@jennyeclair I feel your pain! I always feel like I’ve been short changed when I toast sourdough and see all those holes 😹

Bloody hell- £4.75 !!! I’m going back to Warburtons

This Govt has spent… More dealing with the rail strikes than it would have cost to settle them More dealing with the doctors strikes than it would have cost to restore their pay This isn’t about cost This is about keeping people in their lanes and collapsing the NHS.

#skynews stop with the talking over swear words!! The listeners are missing out on hearing what is being said 🙄 If people are offended switch off! 😡

We agree with every word of this. Please RT if you do too.

@djhenshall As a die hard Shetland fan, watching you play a baddie is messing with my head but I have to say you do it oh so very well 🙇‍♀️👏🏼👏🏼

The Prime Minister blaming Junior doctors for hospital waiting lists is one of the most despicable things he’s said & for the record he’s offered them a crappy real terms pay cut If like me you stand with the junior doctors who sacrificed so much to keep us safe RT this widely

What a lovely tribute from Elton John to the fabulous talent of a man that was George Michael. Happy heavenly birthday, RIP 🙏🏼 @glastonbury

Rather pertinent for the fiasco seen today 🙄

Refugees would always be welcome in my house, Tories fucking wouldn’t. No human is illegal. Refugees welcome.

Posting this in the hope that someone recognises and reports the violent prick who assaulted the paramedic…

- Today is my Birthday! I have autism and special needs and I officially turn 26 years old. I would like to receive lots of birthday wishes from people around the world! please Retweet/Like! to help make my birthday wish come true! ❤️

@sally_lindsay Pride, great choice 👍🏼

@RishiSunak I’ll pass thanks.

Watch my first broadcast to the nation as Prime Minister, tomorrow on BBC and ITV 👇