Trish Smart

@ScrollsOfEmber @skinkforpres @neppy And I hope you know you're a pawn for people that screw you over. But that's wishful bb we know you'll never get there

@TrishSmartass @skinkforpres @neppy Hope you kept the receipt..

How am I supposed to pay: $1,900 rent $300 power $120 water $200 internet $180 car insurance EVERY MONTH while making $17 an hour???

@ScrollsOfEmber @skinkforpres @neppy I have a degree in economics. But sure, tell me I don't know what I'm saying to make yourself feel important.

@TrishSmartass @skinkforpres @neppy You don't know what you're saying.. rolling your eyes proves my point. Entitlement.

@ScrollsOfEmber @skinkforpres @neppy No one's used to living like a king. They just keep getting duped into thinking wealth inequalities are normal and they just need to work harder to get on the other side. I cannot roll my eyes any harder

@skinkforpres @neppy No, I'm saying that people have gotten so comfortable living like kings and queens. Like I said, it's a lifestyle issue. It's now expected, not earned!

Never been more grateful that a man bitched out

I yelled at my brother while doing taxes WHAT DID THEY EVEN TEACH US IN HIGH SCHOOL?! Without missing a beat this man said Idk but the mitochondria is the power house of the cell

French house music stays on while we debate economic fall out

I can't twerk left. But daddy (zoolander) said that it was okay

Imagine realizing stand up comedy is the only thing that gives your life structure. I'm fine.

Just ordered a pinata for my father's 70th birthday. Incase you want to know what kind of energy I bring to the function

@JackGreaney Fine

@TrishSmartass please tell me you’re the one who was on kill Tony

Just read George Orwell's 1984 again. No reason

@Cratetyrion I guess I should tube it

@TrishSmartass where? for the tubes?

I regret to inform you I'm starting an improv troup

It's tough to have clinical depression in a depressing world. Say anything to anyone and they'll be like "yeah you and all of us, just make a meme about it and move on."

My favorite thing about actually having something to do is that I'll get a bunch of over things done

Tonight bb

NYC Friday

@DefiantLs @JodyBarrett4TN THEN INTENTIONALLY GO AFTER THE MEN THAT LITERALLY WENT TO AN ISLAND TO ABUSE THEM AND LEAVE WOMEN ALONE YOU SICKFCK

Matt Walsh: "The pro-life argument is simply this: It is always wrong to intentionally kill innocent human children."

Feel free to use this response to men. I think it might be working.

My x bf just called to tell me the world is, and I quote, "going to end tyranny with Trish's tits" So it's safe to say he's on the right side of history?