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I gotta get creative again

I’m addicted to Chipotle and I don’t care who knows it

Hey @MTA tell whoever is working at Spring St station right now to start alerting the patrons that there’s no train coming and they won’t get their money back.

Normalize grabbing a beer by yourself at a random bar. On a Wednesday. At 3pm. Or earlier!

I don’t care what year you say it is. It will always be the year 3000 to me.

TODAY'S TOP STORY: ALL EYES ARE ON THE PENGUIN The new HBO Original Limited Series #ThePenguin premieres tonight at 9pm ET on Max, and then Sundays at 9pm ET starting September 29.

A Gotham Gazette newspaper has been released, revealing events that take place between ‘THE BATMAN’ and ‘THE PENGUIN’ Read our review: bit.ly/PenguinDF

If you ever see me wearing a fedora at a wedding, at any point in my life, you have permission to shoot on sight

Poppin pills late night with my girl *they’re melatonin **its 10pm

No matter how confident you feel, never fart in an elevator

Not sure what this is but, an interesting celestial object in the sky in LA This view from Burbank

Switching your seat the day of your flight to an aisle seat with no one next to you >>

Guess what? Everything I was worried about all week turned out just fine

Split top hotdog buns are trash

I cannot be the only one… When you cut onions, you think about Shrek?

Say it with me. I am not a slave to my 9-5. Even if it brings be great joy, there are greater joys in the waking world. Life is mine for the taking. Say it with me.

Drinking a beer, killing time before a flight, peak existence

Ok I might be a little late to the party but - have you guys heard of Beyoncé??!

Probably the Chiefs, 49ers, Ravens, and Lions to start

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours