Darren

@NotFarLeftAtAll Been to loads in the countryside under motorway bridges in abandoned warehouses they were the best times

Who else went to an illegal rave in the middle of the countryside..

@GriftReport @TheGriftReport It’s a caravan with ney feckin wheeeelsss

Venezuela Fury, 16, claps back at online critics mocking her new marital home, a luxury static chalet on a traveller site in East Riding of Yorkshire. The eldest daughter of Tyson and Paris Fury swapped her parents’ £8million Isle of Man mansion for the two-bedroom home with husband Noah Price, 19, after their recent wedding. In late-night TikToks she hit back hard: “Can I just add on that it’s not a caravan, it’s a chalet, static home. Thank you.” When someone joked about the “gaffe having a clutch”, she replied: “It’s automatic… we only do automatics round here, partner.” A source close to the couple said Venezuela wants to start married life in the “traditional traveller style” her parents did early on, and is “looking forward to taking care of all the domestics while Noah goes out to work.” Her parents fully approve. The newlyweds are currently on honeymoon in Marbella and will move in once they return. Am i the only one who thinks it's weird that a 16 year old got married..

@GBNEWS I thought she was still with Stormzy… did he do a runner?

Maya Jama splits from Manchester City star boyfriend Ruben Dias as 'difficult time' ends 18-month romance gbnews.com/celebrity/maya…

@celtic_jaime Which podcast is this on? I’d like to watch the full thing

I never knew Davina McCall was a heroine addict

Working in Ancoats this morning. Who used to be a Sankeys raver?

@Telegraph Savagery

An albino buffalo nicknamed “Donald Trump” because it has flowing golden hair is to be sacrificed in Bangladesh within days. The 1,500lb bull, with a blond comb-over has become a star and receives a constant stream of curious visitors, but will be slaughtered, alongside about 12 million livestock, as Bangladesh prepares for the Muslim festival of Eid al-Adha later this month. 🔗: telegraph.co.uk/world-news/202…

@AndyBurnhamGM Don’t look back in anger just let it keep happening again and again

Today we think of everyone affected by the attack in Manchester on the night of the 22nd May 2017, and particularly the families who lost loved-ones, knowing that every single day of the nine years since has been hard for them. We are still at their side and always will be. 🐝

@CrimeLdn Don’t care about the people hope the worst for them but that poor dog needs taking off them

Today in lewisham

@Rainmaker1973 Crows are way more intelligent than people think

This man brushing a crow suddenly stops, but the bird gives the brush back as it wants more

@otokyo__ Scooby

What would you name this dog?

You don’t need to see the face to know who this is.

@HJB_News__ This is why they fight unfair fights ganging up on one guy. 7 stone piss wet they can’t fight

Muslims state they are taking over the world 😂😂🤣🤣😂👇

@Petie42885201 @helloKi30596224 My vote won’t make much difference. We are getting a reform gov next time round and it will be good to see you cry

@TruckerDaz93 @helloKi30596224 As you are on your way I would just say unless you are a racist/ fascist beware of what you vote for.

I hope this Farage supporting idiot who harassed our fantastic Chancellor loses business over this. Thick, rude, misogynistic, and gullible. I wouldn't trust him to water my plants.

@DailyMail Should get the Ramsey Bolton treatment

Dog owner caught on camera punching and dragging his cowering rottweiler is hit with five-year ban on keeping animals trib.al/MOPQ1qn

@Petie42885201 @helloKi30596224 Wes Streeting gone pal. Anyway you are boring me. You clearly live in a village with no problems and not in the real world or you are blind and stupid.

@TruckerDaz93 @helloKi30596224 Underfunding for 14 years has been the current problem but Streeting has begun to make good changes.

@Petie42885201 @helloKi30596224 Last time I checked Venezuela was socialist how were they doing

@TruckerDaz93 @helloKi30596224 Think you may be mixing up socialism with communism, Scandinavia has socialism and they are wealthy and healthy nations Denmark is a great example.

@Petie42885201 @helloKi30596224 And how’s the NHS going now Peter? It’s been abused thanks to socialism. Some things work I understand that but mostly socialism and socialist country’s have never worked out.

@TruckerDaz93 @helloKi30596224 Pretty good thanks and it's been good for you too Darren, if it were not for socialism you would not have the free at point of use healthcare which your mum enjoyed bringing you into the world and keeping you healthy with constant care. The Tories voted against the NHS.

@pizzaphuck @rexs_ma Apart from the balaclava bandit

@rexs_ma To be honest she seems like a nice woman, introducing herself and offering help for anybody that needs it and her kids are all well dressed

Head over to Facebook with a cuppa. The comments 🤣🤣🤣

@Petie42885201 @helloKi30596224 Thanks Pete. How’s socialism working out for you?

@TruckerDaz93 @helloKi30596224 silly fucker