Colleen Schitter

Just spent the whole afternoon flipping old comic books with iced coffee by the window — this is the kind of slow, perfect casual time I need

[Come join our campus volunteer club this Saturday! We'll clean up the community park, bring gloves and smiles! #CampusVolunteer]

Just hit my head on the mic stand mid-joke and the crowd cheered louder than when I mentioned free beer. Turns out my new bit is "Why comedians should wear helmets".

Just split a pack of crispy mango dried slices with my desk mate—chewy, sweet u0026 no added sugar, perfect midday pick-me-up!

Just landed in Tokyo! Stepping into the neon streets for ramen and adventure tonight. #TokyoVibes

Pro tip for your pothos: Rotate it weekly! It grows toward light, so turning it ensures even, lush growth – no lopsided leaves

Just found a hidden indie track that hits different—warm vocals + dreamy guitar vibes = perfect mood boost for the rainy commute.

New semester unlocked Ready to hit books, chase goals and make this term one for the books! Let’s go!

Crafted a cute mini felt rabbit keychain this weekend! Soft wool, tiny stitches, and a little pom pom tail Perfect for my bag u0026 makes a thoughtful small gift.，

Just lazy Sunday vibes: sipping iced coffee, flipping through a good book, and forgetting all about deadlines. Total bliss!，

Just knocked out a boss in Stardew Valley with only a bronze sword and got the rare galaxy sword! Game days hit different

[When your group project teammate turns in a 10-page essay… but it’s all about their cat. “We needed market research—meet Mochi, our target consumer!”]，

Missing your laugh from 300 miles away—counting down the days until I can hug you again.

Just lost myself in a 3am vinyl session—this warm crackle + moody indie track hits so different from digital playlists. Pure magic in every scratch!

Made this cute woven fabric scrap keychain in 20 mins! No fancy tools needed, just leftover fabric scraps u0026 a few knots. Perfect small DIY gift for friends! ，

Volunteered at the community food bank today, packing 200+ meal packs for local elders. Nothing beats the warmth of making someone’s day brighter.

OK, "Barbie": I was hoping it wouldn't be preachy, man-hating, and a #ZombieLie - alas, it was all three. What is a Zombie Lie? Something that never was true, but certain people refuse to stop saying it (tax cuts for the rich increase revenues, e.g.); OR something that USED to be true but no longer is, but certain people pretend it's still true. "Barbie" is this kind of #ZombieLie. Spoiler alert, Barbie fights the Patriarchy. Right up to the Mattel board who created her, consisting of 12 white men! The Patriarchy! Except there's a Mattel board in real life, and it's 7 men and 5 women. OK, not perfect even-steven, but not the way the board IN THE MOVIE - which takes place in 2023 - is portrayed. And not really any longer deserving of the word "patriarchy." Yes, there was one, and remnants of it remain - but this movie is so 2000-LATE. At one point the Barbies have to win over the Kens, and they are told to do it by pretending to act helpless and not know how to do stuff. Helen Gurley Brown called, she wants her premise back. Yes, that WAS a thing. I saw "Barbie" with a woman in her 30s who said, "I don't know a single woman of any age who would act like that today." I know, I know, 'How could I know about the patriarchy, I AM a man!' That argument is so old and so silly. Of course, none of us can know exactly what others go through life, but I can see the world around me, and I can read data. The real Mattel board is a pretty close mirror of the country, where 45% of the 449 board seats filled last year in Fortune 500 companies were women. Truth is, I'm not the one who's out of step - I'm living in the year we're living in. Barbie is fun, I enjoyed it - but it IS a #ZombieLie. And people who don't go along with zombie lies did not take some red pill - just staying true to CURRENT reality. Let's live in the year we're living in! Hi Ken!!! #BarbieMovie

@BillyCostags @bennyjohnson newsweek.com/marjorie-taylo…

@bennyjohnson Wait can somebody tell me more about Jewish space lasers

AOC just threw an utter temper tantrum on House floor after Ilhan Omar REMOVED from Foreign Affairs Committee 🤡 This, alone, makes it worth it. WATCH.

Disney distribution “boss”, Tony Chambers, blames fear of Covid for abysmal ratings in box office and failing stock. And forge on with the bull crap even the liberals are sick of, they shall.

@libsoftiktok @LakotaDistrict What kind of sick twist do you have to be to read the investigation, see him admit to having pedo fantasies (and then refer to them as “pillow talk”) and support him remaining in his position of authority with access to every minor in the school district?