Michael Ball

@SkySportsF1 the best GP shit that was 3 words

Describe the Monaco GP in just one word 🇲🇨👇🤔

Our officers have partially closed the A3 Kingston Bypass following a collision, which took place around 4:20am this morning (19 April). Emergency services remain on scene and the road is expected to remain partially closed until later this morning.

We do not condone the use of disposable BBQs and campfire in our public heathlands and commons. The risk of wildfire is too great. 🔥🙅‍♀️ Please don’t be the reason a wildfire starts, they can have devastating consequences for wildlife, businesses, and homes. #BurgerOff

It’s CAR LAUNCH WEEK 🎉🧡🏎

@SurreyPolice I got my son a fridge for his Christmas present this year, I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it!

Happy Christmas eve Surrey! James and Tamara with you on the early shift, send us your best Christmas jokes and we will announce the winner tomorrow afternoon! If you need to report anything please send us a direct message.☃️ ❄️ 🎄 🎅🏿 🎅🏼

Why is it my IPhone breaks & my WIFI or laptop is playing up all this week🙁

To celebrate the publication of my latest book, HOME COCKTAIL BIBLE, I've got a signed copy to giveaway! All you need to do is like & retweet this post!🍸 I'll pick a winner on Monday (6th Dec) & the copy will be in the post to you in time for Xmas! Hurrah! (Sorry, UK only, 18+)

Kingfisher hovering in bright light this morning.

Look what I saw this morning! 😍 #TwitterNatureCommunity 🐦

We are appealing for witnesses after a father and daughter were attacked by a dog on Pyrford Common in Woking on Saturday, 11 September. facebook.com/WokingPolice/p…

@Christi46847375 Morrison’s is particularly bad!

This is Riley. His human put a donut pillow on him and he loves it so much he won’t let anyone take it off. 13/10

@SurreyPolice Is cycling & scooters not allowed to be ridden in town pavements?

Good morning Surrey, James and Julie on social media with you until this afternoon. Any questions please comment. If you need to report anything please send us a message. ☁️ 👮🏼

Our beautiful countryside and wildlife is so important to Surrey residents, especially at the moment. Don’t let fly-tipped waste become harmful or a danger to nature – report fly-tipping here bit.ly/JWSFlyTipping #flytippingsurrey

Former @BDBSchool pupils and staff have reacted angrily after trees planted in memory of pupils who died while at the school were cut down to make space for a car park, as part of ongoing #Regeneration in #Sheerwater. See bit.ly/MemorialTreesC… @wokingcouncil #Woking #Community

@WokingBeat After being assaulted last evening by two youths carrying a knife, I was fortunate enough to just come away with mild bruises, a better police presence would be much appreciated given the increased crime rate. St John’s, Raglan road & Inkerman road.

The Woking Neighbourhood Team have three new officers. PC Tom Hinch, PC Iona King and PC Cat Gates will be out and about meeting the community and looking at innovative ways to solve issues that negatively effect the community. What would you like them to focus on?

We're here through the toughest of challenges and we'll not give up! Everyone deserves the right to a home so we ensure each of our clients know we are here and will do all we can to support them through a wide range of things that may affect them. Read: bit.ly/2L7SvZc

Just received delivery of “Simply” by #Sabrina Ghayour for Mums Christmas present, thinking about keeping it for myself! Fantastic cooking book

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