Jerry Palmroos

@joanpzls Including the braves in your "local teams" category was the jinx. Our baseball team is the Carolina Wrens (formerly known as the TB Rays). You heard it here first... Cheers!

@wfnz Surely... Someone there has heard the parody "NFL parody tales" last week? Panthers were first! (okay....lets take whatever we can get)... Very funny.... #aroundTheNfl podcastaddict.com/episode/134975…

@joshkleinrules Didn't happen during our last 2 runs winning the NFC Championship. Not sure what your logic is heading here... But hey!... Click-bait! 🤔🤢👎

SoFi Stadium is known as a place where away fans can take over easily and it’s happening in the NFC Championship. Unfortunately, I fear what’s happening in LA is exactly what a playoff game in Charlotte would feel like as well.

@WF_Baker @ByPatForde ....who came in for "knees are totally shot" Joe Namath.

@ByPatForde Right after he beat out Pat Haden.

That Rams drive was so long it began with Vince Ferragamo at QB.

@ProFootballTalk NFL needs to implement it's own version of the NBA lottery. Playing like crap (and there-by defrauding the fans) shouldn't be a guarantee for #1.

Never tell me there’s no value in tanking. If the Dolphins had done what Stephen Ross wanted to do in 2019, they’d have Joe Burrow.

@ProFootballTalk Suck for Luck! Both Carolina and Indy...not sure who came out better...

@ProFootballTalk And the Jets And the Lions And the (recently) Giants, WFT and Falcons Panthers, Bears, Vikings, Dolphins also in the running...

NFL loves Bengals going to Super Bowl because it proves that any team can turn it all the way around in only one year. (Except the Texans. And the Jaguars.)

@PatrickMahomes Crazy traumatic season endings for both... But such awesome games... ¡Bravo! Great season. Thanks for the fun. Cheers! JerBear Charlotte USA

@PatrickMahomes Waiting for video on Snapchat... Bills and KC qbs at a dive... Hitting the tequila shots....hard.

Love y’all #ChiefsKingdom. This one hurts but we will be back! See y’all next year!

@aIdoco24 @NFL @Bengals Betting you're happier there than with the much-hyped dude we have here... Wishin' McInjury (Carolina Panthers rb...$32 million for <10 games since 2019....woot!) Be happy bro.

@NFL @Bengals Aaron Rodgers has officially passed the torch to Patrick MaChoke 😭

THE @Bengals ARE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL!

@xClxssy @NFL @Bengals "Lifelong" for 2 years... This is the definition of "basic". Yey, you.

@NFL @Bengals I’ve been a lifelong Chiefs fan since 2019 and I can say this is the most embarrassing moment of my life. I’m ashamed to be a Chief right now so I’m turning in my fan card. Goodbye KC. I won’t miss you. I’ll be rooting for the raiders now since they can actually run a program.

@NFL @Bengals Please fix your YouTube videos.. 2nd qtr video...ends before Bengals TD. 3rd qtr video...ends before Bengals TD. Seriously, that's malfeasance.

SNL... How can you be so hilarious during weekend update...(the boat-owner guy is hilarious!!!) ...follow that up with the EXACT opposite of funny with the weird-ass country sketch? Who approved that boredom? And musical guest? Ummm... Jane's Addiction did that 25 years ago.

@SSN_UCF Used to be on my truck...now on the fridge...for years...👍

Who remembers “The Patch”?

@ColinCowherd First possession, you meant to say. (?)

Packers offense was so slick in first quarter — feels a little lost now.

@robhuebel Rob... Ty for waking me from this hibernation-state of a boring game. Brilliant. I say BRILLIANT! This is right up there with your soliloquy about "vagina-planet" on Transparent. Funny as #cash #dicks #vaginaland it's all silly......That's good #shit, yo.

I am offering $20 cash to any Forty-Niner who knocks Aaron Rodger’s dick in the dirt. That’s cash. #sports #cash #dicks

@TheCousinSal Long-snapper is the way to go. Or...some unknown qb from Michigan. One of those should pay off...

Ok but MAYBE consider a tackle in the 5th or 6th round?

@ProFootballTalk Presently 3° with wind-chill... What song do they play, heading into commercial? Cruel, Cruel Summer Brilliant!!! Fox sports has great producers.

Hey I'm wondering if it's cold in Wisconsin on January 22? Could someone please let me know? Thanks.

@BMcCarthy32 Place it on the ceiling....directly over your bed. Every day.... Good morning hottie!

I'm a 38-year-old adult and I'm legitimately thinking about the best place in my house to put up a Joe Burrow poster.

@RRiotReport ...and then there was his stinker at home against the Cardinals...Panthers were #2 seed that year! 5 Interceptions and a lost fumble. 😒 Good times! (Cards went all the way to the Super Bowl..losing to the Steelers)

Joe Burrow lead the Cincinnati Bengals to their first road playoff win in franchise history. To put it into perspective, Jake Delhomme has 4 of those.

@amandamull Dontcha know?!

@amandamull C'mon! That's too easy. Next q please...?

Who do we think gave Joe Burrow these glasses