Texan Till I Die

I love this so much I think I’ve watched it 20 times. God has a great sense of humor.

@KarluskaP @TheRicanMemes 😂😂😂

President Trump trolling will go down in the annals of history! @TheRicanMemes 🤣

🚨 BREAKING: Vice President JD Vance has made an UNPLANNED RETURN to Washington, DC, and his motorcade is racing to the White House President Trump has summoned his whole national security team to a meeting on Iran. POTUS is also scheduled to hold a conference call at 1pm ET with the leaders of several Arab nations.

An Oregon father whose 5-year-old daughter was raped and killed by Dustin Wallace has published a heartbreaking video asking for help to prevent the release of his child's killer. Tyler Dwight says Wallace, who received life in prison without parole, will likely be released after Democrats passed Bill 1008, which allows convicted inmates who committed crimes while under the age of 18 to have their sentences reduced. Wallace murdered Sahara Dwight in 2010 when he was 16. His release hearing is scheduled for June 3.

Body-cam video of a Hamas terrorist on October 7. He shoots the family’s dog to death, then enters the home of an Israeli family, opens their fridge, and sets the house on fire. Hamas went from door to door and murdered everyone. Never forget.

@megbyr @ChrisMoore15915 @NorFoulFiend @greggutfeld Ok guy.👍

@UTEPMilkman @ChrisMoore15915 @NorFoulFiend @greggutfeld He’s not, hearts in prime time. No doubt he’s popular but he’d get squashed if he aired at the big boy hour 🤷‍♀️

And it’s the reason they were canceled. That head count is more than most decent sized businesses. For 3 jokes a night, at best.

@HuskyWhaler @NorFoulFiend @greggutfeld I’m sorry… what?? I don’t speak retard.

@UTEPMilkman @NorFoulFiend @greggutfeld Old fucking scared white people tune in daily from their triple locked homes to keep out the scary people.

@SamuelLJackson @colbertlateshow This is stupid.

Your Comedic Salve will never be replaced for our wounded souls! Thanks for ALWAYS being our Dr FEELGOOD 🫵🏾‼️ @colbertlateshow

@ma1ybe Hot take: execute her.

Hot take but we literally tried to warn you that this is what happens when abortion access isn’t accessible.

@T_Manzana27 Because that’s totally what happened… stupid.

Idgaf if you hated this guy or watched him religiously, any show getting canceled by a President is Anti American

@ConanOBrien Gay.

Here's to Stephen Colbert, a man of great integrity and wit. Onward, friend, to bigger and better things.

@ErinIshimoticha @Pjlecy @SpaceX Are you high?

But sure, let’s give these people a state.

This isn’t Trump’s war. Carter’s hostages. Reagan’s Marines. Clinton’s sailors. Bush’s soldiers. Obama’s pallets. Biden’s cash payments. This is forty-five years of American presidents flinching, running, appeasing, funding, and surrendering and one president who finally had the balls to do something. If you can’t comprehend that, go defend the regime in person. But shut up about how Iran isn’t a threat. You sound ignorant as all heck.

@koshercockney F*ck Palestine. Shithole.

A Jewish couple just wanting a place to stay, they’ve paid for the room. Greeted with “fReE pAlEsTiNe” and “bAbY kIlLer” Pure discrimination from this hotel employee. I don’t even know what to say anymore with these entitled terrorist supporting pricks.

@ChrisMoore15915 @NorFoulFiend @greggutfeld Whatever helps you sleep at night…

@UTEPMilkman @NorFoulFiend @greggutfeld He’s not really late night.

@Sassafrass_84 It was only when I wasn’t quick enough to change the channel after the local news…

I have never watched 1 episode of Stephen Colberts' show. Have you?

another week, another village in Nigeria massacred and slaughtered by Islamists. And as always, the world is silent. No word from the Pope. No word from the UN. Nothing from France. UK. Italy. Spain. Anyone. Just silence. So weird.

They threatened to kill the man's baby girl.

You target his daughter. He’s forced to skip his son’s wedding. You continue to drag out the negotiation? This could be a very busy weekend.