Chris Branson🤘🏻🏴‍☠️🤘🏻

Hi… I’m CB. Crazy Sports fan with even crazier takes at times. Enjoy the 💩-show that is my Twittah Machine account. Feel Free to Follow… at your own risk of course. Now we return you to your regularly scheduled Tweet from anyone but me. 😂🤘🏻😂🏴‍☠️

Amash/Massie ‘28!

Kenzie who? #HookEm

Vivi Martinez getting them 1st Base stretches in and securing 1st outs. 1 more out Lady Horns after that right field snag. #HookEm #TexasSoftball

Victoria Mother Bleepin Hunter!!! #HookEm #TexasSoftball

@BrandonPerna The best background for an awesome pic. As a parent, always a blessing.

Being a dad is pretty tight

Can’t beat State if you hit it right into their fielders’ laps. Gotta practice better batter discipline and make better defensive plays. #HookEm

@TexBlonde05 Hope you’re having a horrible time away from civilization and the lake water is keeping you up all hours of the night and that the food while probably extremely delicious, gives you mild heartburn! Lol 😉. Have fun. Enjoy your time away from the crazies in this world.

Lake cabin in the woods, hot tub and sports on the patio for the win! 🌲🥎👙

@ThatsSoDebonair @TheMarkHenry @_denisesalcedo @BustedOpenRadio Yeah.. until us 6’2” folks have to grab something from the top shelf… so we don’t watch y’all try to pull an AJ Lee. Lol.

Being short is cool!! My 5'2" ass agrees 🤣🤣 @_denisesalcedo @TheMarkHenry @BustedOpenRadio

@Macbuilt Remind me, who’s the National Champion still currently. And it’s a 3 game series so I wouldn’t put the cart before the horse. Crazier things have happened.

@UTSeCB1983 Bahahahahaha

Apparently they’ve never met Teagan Kavan. #HookEm

@debbie_ttu @SunDevilCoog08 Still 2 games left.

@Jeff_Brunson Quite possible.

@UTSeCB1983 You may see Kenzie Brown again

This was fun to revisit

@Jeff_Brunson Finally. They may see her again.

@UTSeCB1983 But they met her

One bar not reunited, one seat no longer filled, one team no longer whole, one family wounded eternally by the fight. The eternal tip of the cap to those who paid their dues to Freedom honorably by laying down their soul so others can live. One shot lays untouched, one pint of beer goes un-enjoyed. For Liz and LeeBernard. Till we all come home.

@Coondog1433 Ehhhh…

@UTSeCB1983 Cope

Thunder some dirty fucks.

@CcPSixx Nah friend, nah.

@UTSeCB1983 So are yall

@1300DollarJuice Yeah I did hear that Vermont has some decent Q. Mainly Venison and Elk but… 🤣😂

@UTSeCB1983 Or top 50 for that matter.

A New York paper telling the country that California has better BBQ than Texas. When will they ever learn that California isn’t even in the Top 5 of States/Locales of BBQ.