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@AntonHernandez_ @NASCAR I always thought a good rule would be to only make the caution last as long as it takes to correct whatever caused the caution … example: debris on the track? The caution will probably on last 30 seconds or maybe 1 lap … not 5 laps of yellow flag driving

Dear @NASCAR, here is the cheat code to higher viewership and packed stands: 1. Gen-4 car with modern technology 2. 900+ HP, especially in qualifying 3. X-Pipe with boom tubes 4. Harder tire 5. Get rid of stage racing 6. no saving fuel 7. Make Super Speedway racing great again

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This made me 😂 laugh 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️😂😂

@Mstaats13 NIT

My guess: 6-9th in the Big Ten. Biggest weakness: Paid Merc’s. IU lost its identity when it stopped recruiting the state of Indiana years ago. None of these kids care about IU. 🤷‍♂️

Absolutely gorgeous campus and the coaches/swimmers were amazing to talk to. #GoSaints @AQSwimDive

Thank you @aqswimdive for an awesome visit! I had a great time on campus and enjoyed learning more about your program. Thanks to all of the team members who showed me around today too.

Pretty sure that’s @3YearLetterman coaching 3rd for Rossville softball

Whatever it takes. #PurdueToIndianapolis ❤️Likes, ♻️Retweets, and 💬Comments are appreciated🙏

@BoilerUniforms @PurdueNILStore TKR will score 15

Welp, we have enough for another @PurdueNILStore giveaway, so let’s play with guarantees. With 1 game for sure, tell me: how many points will TKR score against Queens? Follow and comment the score here and be entered to win a Purdue Mystery box from the NIL store.

@Bennyhumma4242 @invisiblestats I imagine there’s a lot of “Patriot League Conference Champ vs SEC runner up” that fit that roll. The “BIG champ vs a play in game nobody” is going to be the 25% that advance

@invisiblestats That’s nuts. I guess new first round strategy is auto fade conference tourney champs haha.

If you're making a March Madness bracket, do NOT take these teams to advance... Since 2004 Teams coming off a win vs teams coming off of a loss have ONLY won at a 25% rate (86-253) in the round of 64... 3-16 last year... 18 teams/year fit this on avg.

@NotGuilty312 @BoilerBurner1 @BarstoolPU I was wondering why no one had cooked up those 3 together yet

@BoilerBurner1 @BarstoolPU Big Dog, Edey, Mount,and any 2 off the dollar menu

My 5️⃣ is in color below. Not gonna be able to afford a pure PG with $15 so Carsen will be my starting PG and Colvin will D up the opposing PG (think Carsen and Nojel in 2019). Edey. Obviously. Colvin shouldn’t be on here but since he is I’ll take him over PJ and hope he develops. I already have Carsen, can’t have that small a back court (sorry, future-Purdue-HC). Another great defender at the 2/3 spot in E’Twuan Moore. You could probably get away with PJ and Carsen at your 1 and 2 knowing all-defensive team-Moore is there with them. Colvin and Moore would give my team two athletes that can guard any position 1-3. To fill out my team with $1 left I’m going with Vince Edwards. He’ll space the floor (15ppg and 40% 3PT) and also help on the boards (7.4 rebounds per game). Carsen Colvin Moore Edwards Edey Idk how you beat that team with $15 but would love to see your guys’ teams in the replies. 🚂🏀

This!!! A thousand times, this!!!

@DemariniBandits They’re hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement

Most are not old to remember this but this sure has the feel of the turkey drop on WKRP. As God as my witness I thought turkeys could fly!!

@SamaHoole Drain off the fat after browning, or is that carnivore sacrilege?

I've based my carnivore diet on 20-25% ground beef casseroles for over a year now. This is the best cut of beef there is. High in collagen, perfect fat to protein ratios, infinitely versatile, and within anyone's budget. Ground beef >>> ribeyes.

@JordanP2029 There’s nothing there

@equinoxf0x @B1G104Life Exactly … are we the unluckiest team out there, or is it more likely that we don’t defend the 3 well??

@B1G104Life Teams are shooting well above their normal 3PT% vs Purdue: Michigan +20% Illinois +11% Indiana +8% Penn State +8% UCLA +8% Iowa State +7%

It’s a make or miss league. Michigan shoots 35% from 3 on the year, averaging 9 a game. Tonight they shoot 57% (13/23) and win by 11. Sometimes it’s that simple.

@ClaireFosterPHD Can we deduct unrealized losses? I was going to bet $1,000,000 on the Patriots to win the superbowl … since I didn’t, but could have, I shall deduct that unrealized loss on my taxes. Woohoo … gimme that refund!!

What is the downside of taxing unrealized gains? People don't even know they exist.

Congrats to our athletes being recognized by @ExtraInningSB for academic excellence! 📚🥎 @SkylarBerry2029, @EllaMohr_2029, @JordanP2029 (4.0 GPA), and @addymikolanis (3.75–3.99 GPA). Proud of our student-athletes on and off the field! #ArmorElite #ExtraInnings #ClassOf2029

Chelsea Parker is UNREAL. Parker drives in her eighth run in four games to put the Blue Demons on the board. B1 | DePaul 2, Oakland 0

@flapprdotnet I never really understood this … Spring is 7 weeks away, so even “6 more weeks of winter” means an early Spring

What a little asshole