Uniter of Unova

After traversing the Unova region and stopping the bonds between people and Pokémon from being destroyed, Hilbert of Nuvema settled down as a writer to record his journey and the many exciting events within. ...Work is going swimmingly so far. #PKMNRP #PokemonRP #NSFWRP #LewdRP

@Frosty_Cheeks An old trick to get over nerves is to imagine people in the underwear. Although, that might've been for the presenter, not the presentee. Oh well, only one way to find out!

Sometime's Wicke has to do classes on Pokémon mating habits, while it's pretty innocuous, the class always seems to be envisioning something weird when she's teaching!

@Frosty_Cheeks I know Gen4 had a similar problem with Fire-types, to the point where its Fire Elite Four member had to have a LOPUNNY on his team. I imagine the late evolutions were more meant as something to do/use in the postgame, since Volcarona and Hydreigon are both “final boss” aces.

@UniterUnova Yeah! My favorites are Larvesta, even if he's a giant pain in the ass to raise up to that level. Gen 5's biggest issue is the fact that there's like 4 fire types in the whole game. But that's more an issue with pokemon in general because it hates making fire types.

💜You know, I think the biggest downside to having a Lewd Pokémon RP account is I'll see the opinions of Gen One enjoyers, and they're still harping on Garbodor. Buddy, he's a nearly 15-year-old design at this point; he's not new.

@Frosty_Cheeks My personal dislikes would probably be Karrablast, that tick-like Pokémon… which probably explains why it was all but impossible to escape from. Trubbish and Vanillish are easy targets, but Gen1 has to remember they have three puddles of goo, a seal named Seel, and some balls.

@UniterUnova There are obviously designs I don't like from Gen 5, but there are designs I hate from all the gens. Garbodor is one of my favorites, though, he's such a toxic baby!

@Frosty_Cheeks I have my (obvious) biases, but Gen5 might be my favorite in terms of storytelling and environment. It has a unique charm that I don’t think any other region has had, and the Pokémon themselves are more good than bad.

@BrandtHorrors Dude, I played Black and White this year, and besides maybe the issues I have with pacing involving the Pokémon I'm getting, I liked it! I really wish people would stop pretending Gen 5 isn't a classic Gen at this point. They still talk about Vanilliux!

ღ 𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐎𝐑 𝐍𝐎𝐓 ღ´- ➥𝐖𝐡𝐨𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬, 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮. ➥𝐖𝐡𝐨𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐑𝐓𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬, 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮. 𝑰𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒃𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒆𝒏𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 , 𝒄𝒐𝒑𝒚 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒑𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆 ♥︎

Warm weather means one thing in the Unova region: A trip to Undella's shore, sand, and sun! He'd say to bring your best swimsuit, but maybe it's better to bring one that's okay if it ends up getting lost... ...because they probably won't stay on for very long.

@Flan_moore //Hey, traction is traction. And besides, the 🔞 in the name is probably enough of an indication that there could be some stuff. The only thing that matters is if you're okay with it!

//To any of my followers who feel uncomfortable with the nsfw stuff I post..there's no hard feelings if you wanna unfollow or block me. I know that sorta stuff isn't for everyone. ❤️

@Kalosian_Beauty //What I've found is finding something that has two line spaces, like this, then copying it, deleting the words per paste, and just keeping the space as its own specific part. It's annoying, I'll admit that, but there (hopefully) isn't the risk of an accidental early post.

||Fuuuuuck! The key I used to skip a line on the phone is now sending messages on DMs! Fuuuuck!

@MissRustboro "Rock-types are known for their high defenses... Could be a test to see how well you manage when those defenses are stripped away?"

“ It’s nice to meet a fellow rock type trainer… But why are we showing our bodies to (the reader)?”

@TheCurryMaker @STXRRYDXNCING @Kalosian_Beauty @SXCCESSXR @vaniville_star It might be dangerous to get into bed with a Kalosian, but there's nothing out there about going elsewhere with them! Besides, that many people might not even fit in one bed. ...Then again, it might be worth trying to find out...

Taunie, @STXRRYDXNCING, @Kalosian_Beauty, @SXCCESSXR & @vaniville_star．．． 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐮𝐥- It’s barely recommended to get into bed with 𝐨𝐧𝐞 Kalosian by multiple doctors.

It might be a bit stereotypical for a Unovan to end up at a feast... But if there's ever a "cultural exchange" setup to do, this is it. Besides, he has experience with "Triple Battles"; sextuple battles can't be much more than that, right? ...𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵?

@PokeCaptainMina I'm pretty sure it's a universal impossibility for Mina to not look adorable.

If you want lazy, sleepy times in bed, Mina is always your girl. She understands if you move around a lot. If you need a little extra warmth or comfort. Or a few extra pillows... She's here for you. Always.

What’s better than 1 Kalosian? 2? 3? …4? How about… 5❗️ Taunie, @STXRRYDXNCING, @vaniville_star, @Kalosian_Beauty, @SXCCESSXR have joined forces to form… #MegaBeautés ~ 💕 Unmatched beauty and appeal of any region ~. Think you can enjoy a feast like these bad girls ~ ?

@SXCCESSXR There's a team up to Level 100 now? I REALLY need to catch up, not just in games, but levels! (Nice to see Chesnaught get a little representation though. He deserves that boost.)

side note can I mention how fucking funny this team is she mega evolves fucking all of them

Who's to say the beach challenge didn't just find a more private location? Some beaches have all sorts of hidden spots to sneak off and get rid of that pesky sand. And clothes. And inhibitions.

@Sinnohs_Petals "And buttons exist to be pushed. Sometimes repeatedly. ...𝘖𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘯 repeatedly."

@UniterUnova “There is a reason why repeatation is Humanities favourite button.”

“Why is the touch of a man so obscure and fleeting. Like a moment that can only be experienced once and it shall never feel the same again.”

@Sinnohs_Petals "Well, you can't judge a book by its cover. To really 'unravel' everything, you need to inspect every page. ...It might be a little more complicated for humans than books, but the point still stands for the most part."

“You can be the most secretive well sealed book in the library and all it takes is one man's disarming jest to unravel every chapter.”

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝑺𝑨𝑭𝑭𝑹𝑶𝑵 𝑪𝑰𝑻𝒀 ⋆˚₊ 𖤓☽˚.⋆ 𝑮𝒀𝑴 𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑬𝑹 ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ