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@MarkOgden_ Focus on developing your nonexistent personality.

If Bruno Fernandes runs from box to box, the ball bounces off a defender’s shin and a United player scores from the loose ball, no Bruno assist, despite the box to box contribution. If he takes a corner and somebody heads it in, assist. Who makes these rules up?

Here’s a 40 mins vid of Arsenal doing the same thing

Arteta is the biggest cunt this sport has to offer, second comes his team.

Arsenal fouling the goalkeepers comp. PGMOL have some shame

Doue, Kvara, Dembele & Barcola gonna take turns on Ben White like he’s Bonnie Blue

Man Utd (2.62) 3-2 (1.06) Liverpool

Kobbie Mainoo on Michael Carrick: "We want to follow him. We want to die for him on the pitch." [sky]

JP Morgan: We’re hiring. Me:

❤️‍🔥 One of our own. Kobbie Mainoo is here to stay 🔏

🇸🇮💥 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗝𝗔𝗠𝗜𝗡 𝗦𝗘𝗦𝗞𝗢 (𝟮𝟮) is 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟. — @DataMB_

Most chances created in the Prem since Bruno Fernandes joined Man United: 638 — Bruno Fernandes 637 636 635 634 633 632 631 630 629 628 627 626 625 624 623 622 621 620 619 618 617 616 615 614 613 612 611 610 609 608 607 606 605 604 603 602 601 600 599 598 597 596 595 594 593 592 591 590 589 588 587 586 585 584 583 582 581 580 579 578 577 576 575 574 573 572 571 570 569 568 567 566 565 564 563 562 561 560 559 558 557 556 555 554 553 552 551 550 549 548 547 546 545 544 543 542 541 540 539 538 537 536 535 534 533 532 531 530 529 528 527 526 525 524 523 522 521 520 519 518 517 516 515 514 513 512 511 510 509 508 507 506 505 504 503 502 501 500 499 498 497 496 495 494 493 492 491 490 489 488 487 486 485 484 483 482 481 480 479 478 477 476 475 474 473 472 471 470 469 468 467 466 465 464 463 462 461 460 459 458 457 456 455 454 453 452 451 450 449 448 447 446 445 444 443 442 441 440 439 438 437 436 435 434 433 432 431 430 429 428 427 426 425 424 — Kevin De Bruyne

Best clip I’ve ever seen in my life 😭 — Tries to send it into the stands… somehow goes backwards — Switches feet and blasts a rocket straight at the bloke in front 😂 — Has another go (he ducks this time) and sends it OUT the stadium

Major cheat code for life: Learn to delay your reaction. Anger, fear, and impulse will try to make you move fast. There's power in pausing. In the pause, you see clearly, you respond wisely, and you avoid decisions you’ll regret. Slow down to speed up.

Messi, Ronaldo, Mbappe and Vinicius Jr. star in a new LEGO commercial together.

This edit is so cold wow

🗣️ Omar Berrada: “I wasn’t hired to make emotional decisions. Liverpool extended van Dijk’s & Salah’s contracts & broke their own policy — I won’t be doing that. Also, a player can’t just have one good season & expect £300k/week; those days are long gone.” [@Manutd_addicts]

Bruno Fernandes is in a league of his own 🎯🔴 [@SkySportsPL]