Lucy

Caring after the event…oh ok then. 👀

Read kiddo and her best mate a couple of my funny poems today. All I got was ‘Mum! You shouldn’t be saying arse in front of us. We’re nine!’ I’ve raised my kid too well, lol.

Omg how fast do people renege on their convictions once someone dies? Crikey

#haunted35 The cat is out of the bag! The latest edition of @hauntedmagazine is 124 pages (our largest to date) and will be presented in a slightly different format. Pre-order at bit.ly/hauntedmagazine or in WHSmiths from Sep 6. #dontbenormal - be Paranormal!

Sneak-peek of my article for the wonderful Haunted Magazine, available for pre-order, and for purchase from larger W.H. Smiths stores from 6th Sept.

In other news, it’s not everyday you see this in your cul-de-sac

@BritishGasHelp Done

@Valhalla666 You would need to DM your full address and telephone number?

Why TF doesn’t @BritishGas convey to their engineers what the fault is when we’ve told you? No hot water now until sodding Monday!

@BritishGasHelp Thank you. I have a child here so this situation is not ideal.

@Valhalla666 Hi Lucy, So sorry to hear this. Please DM your full address and telephone number if you would like me to look into this. ^ Peter

I like to say that I’m a proficient writer, historian, speaker and advocate of the paranormal, but clearly not. No worries, I’m used to being underestimated and overlooked.

Y’know, I’m a writer, author, paranormal speaker and editor. No, I don’t make a big deal of myself because my work speaks for me.

I hate that in any community, if people choose an unconventional path, it’s always women who are shunned and made to bow out, whereas men just carry on as normal with no backlash. Same thing, same choices but hugely misogynistic outcomes.

Crikey. I’m just normal and I’m certainly no snob, but I start questioning whether a break on a caravan site is for me when the family next to me starts a two hour shouting match cos ‘I’m not paying for laundry. I bought f’ing baccy!’ 👀

I’ve seen and experienced too much whilst in lucid dream state to ever not believe that I’m accessing different planes and realms. Your mental is my normal.

Self respect 101: He says he loves you. He probably does, and maybe he thinks about you all the time. But what is he doing about it? If the answer is nothing, then you have your answer in full.

Another hot day, so I’ve opened every window and flung all my clothes off. Feeling so much better, although the other people on the bus don’t seem too happy

Heading towards 50 and refuse to be told how to look or behave. I will wear all the colours, keep my hair long, dance when I feel like it and enjoy life. I can assure you, crochet and going to bed at 9pm are nowhere on that list.

Sunset supper at #stoneycove

Whoever has it in for me, congrats. You don’t know shit about my life apart from what I want you to know. So stop with reporting me for daft shit already. Karma is a bitch and she’s on my side.