YOU ARE NOT BLONDE ENOUGH!!
*deletes Bachelor application*
derek peth@PethDerek
I forced a bot to watch 1,000 hours of #TheBachelor and then asked it to write an episode of its own. Here is the first page.
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Valerie Nolasco
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Valerie Nolasco
@ValsRelevant
This is only for Relevant Podcast (hence the name) so I can tweet them and make them laugh one day. So, please don't talk to me. Thanks.
Atlanta, GA Katılım Haziran 2015
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Valerie Nolasco retweetledi
me: Lord, if it's not your will, tell me no.
Lord: no
me:
GIF
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Stop wanting to move to Canada! There are worse leaders who kill for what you're expressing.
You just have free speech. #USElection2016
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Rosa proves she can continue to build this country
#MakeAmericaGreatAgain #LatinGirlMagic #RosieTheRiveter #RosaTheRiveter #HappyHalloween
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@zeta_eats I came back for more and there was no shame! So much cheese! And for a good cause! #grilledcheese 👸
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Valerie Nolasco retweetledi
My shoe's untied, but I'm ready for today. FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL! 🤓
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Valerie Nolasco retweetledi
Look for Olympian Yusra Mardini representing team refugee: relm.ag/O1klBoM
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Valerie Nolasco retweetledi
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@CannonLibby I seriously don't understand how being selfless could be so terrible. "Honor your mother and father"
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@CannonLibby that made no sense. But as he would say "God loves ya, Jesus loves ya, and there ain't nothing you can do about it!"
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Congrats @HomeFreeMags and your brother for winning the grand prize! Such a fun night! #HomeFree
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Please don't play with me like that... Almost broke my phone twitter.com/RobbyHHayes/st…
ʀᴏʙᴇʀᴛʜᴜɴᴛᴇʀ.ᴇᴛʜ@RobbyHHayes
This one is for you. Thank you for the support this season! #YoureTheRealMVP
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Valerie Nolasco retweetledi
Just watched #TheBacheloretteFinale. If I'm ever about to make a decision as wrong as JoJo did, somebody stop me.
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Valerie Nolasco retweetledi
Jojo: I really want it to be you, but my heart is with someone else.
Translation: You make more sense, but I like drama so.
#TheBachelorette
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