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Yankees with RISP

Imagine me as a Soccer Hooligan?

@KimmieSteimer Hope you had an excellent one hon!

Happy Wednesday!

@MyaMystiquv8 @mickeycm92 So lovely

Happy Thursday! Drop those thong pics in the comments!❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

@biancabaileexo Hell yeah

"These edibles ain't shit" 30 minutes later:

@LauraLoomer Zohran is a fraud.

@iCrushGoals Love this song

@iCrushGoals 😆

Are you a virgin?

@iCrushGoals Wise woman 😉

@VamosYankees I got a Stanley one lol it was on sale on Amazon. Yea, so that’s going to be filled with whiskey and going in my purse 💅 👜

Ahhh yes, let’s accommodate the one guest who doesn’t want alcohol present at the party versus the 20+ adults who do. Yes, of course. Right. *Adds flask to cart*

@iCrushGoals Reminds me of the Millionaire next door. You see guys like Bill Gates who dress like regular guys but are billionaires.

I know a broke person that drives a Mercedes and a millionaire in a Toyota.

@Denosko1 Carson, Kimmel just whines

Who did late night comedy better, Jimmy Kimmel or Johnny Carson?

@iCrushGoals Sounds amazing

I am out in public having a beer before 10AM and I’m not wearing underwear.

@gormanintheout1 @mlbelites_ Lindor is on the Mets… so no that doesn’t make sense.

@mlbelites_ Duran on the Red Sox. Soto on the Mets

What would be the MLB equivalent to this?

@mlbelites_ Skenes with the Pirates

Enter the Explore America's Iconic Beaches Sweepstakes cont.st/eaUMsU_deprEhX

Anyone have an invite to @TheCantinaApp? need an invite code or someone with access to approve my membership request: cntn.ai/f9oar

@coachkatykat To sell Tupperware

I’m in the car, dressed as sweet as cotton candy. Where am I going? Wrong answers only. 🚗🍬

@LexLitzen “I hope you’ve had the time of your life” 😂