Giovanni Corleone

@SebagaM Ithute seZulu

You are a service provider. You want my assistance. You insist on communicating with me in isiZulu. I’m telling you I’m not fluent in isiZulu. You refuse to communicate in any other language including English. What exactly must happen? 😂 Aaiii..

@msiziworld Install shelves with lighting

Guys help what do I do with this space 😭

@Thebiglade Easily

If I offered you $3k every week and all you had to do was read a book for at least 4 hours a day, would you take it??

@lexi_trades1 Nop

Do you think emotional effort earns more respect in relationships than money?👀

@EmmiieTLO Sasol, I really do not know why

Which garage do you prefer and why❓

@Thebiglade No longer worth it

Men of this generation don't chase women anymore. Why??

@HawkEmDownChris In Living Color

What’s the greatest sitcom of all time? A) The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air B) Martin C) Friends D) The Office E) Seinfeld F) The Cosby Show G) Family Matters H) The Simpsons I) How I Met Your Mother J) The Golden Girls K) Cheers L) Comment other sitcom ✍️

@DazylingQueeen Yea

MEN ONLY Would you date a woman who makes more money than you?¿ Be Honest....

@aime_mwizaa Many lack substance and struggle to separate their profession from their personality

Why do men avoid educated women who are financially stable? 🤔

@clement_ZA @AladyPL 😂

@AladyPL Gentle and subtle braggart, I like him.

What comes to your mind when you see Sizwe?

@braves2430 G.O.T

Which show are You choosing? 👀

@BillzDaOriginal Centurion Lake Side

Besides Pretoria, Hatfield and Braamfontein If i want to see a good-looking soft women, where do you recommend ?👀

@_onlyscott Di Maria

🚨 Guess the player VERY HARD 🤯

@Neduszn8 Di Maria

Without mentioning DAVID BECKHAM and EDINSON CAVANI Guess a player that has played for both Manchester United and PSG LEVEL: VERY DIFFICULT 🤯

@dbn_gk @EmmiieTLO 🙆🏽‍♂️

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@Zweli_Thixo @UncleCul bona

Nanikuphi, when my sister cheated on gangsta from Pretoria named Makhafula, you could see he was hurting. He arrived at home and made us stand a que, then made us explain 1 by 1 ukuthi were we were the time my sister cheated, I remember explaining that I had classes and he just said, “Okay it means wena you cheat in class”. That time, we didn't even know about kwayona leyo relationship. He asked who do we know to be dating my sister? We didn't even answer because elders were terrified, too. Yoh!! I could see my aunt was ready to have a heart attack or stroke, while Makhafula was busy complaining that my sister was using him for money. He then went to take the neighbors car wasifaka emotweni and drove the whole night, 9 of us inside a Tazz. We didn't even know where he was taking us to. He was just busy complaining about his relationship with my sister. He took out his gun and kept shooting up at the sky, eloko ethi, “Amasimba lawo, aning'tsheli loko, nithi why eCheata?”. He then decided to stop the car, we couldn't even see where we were, and he said, “Can you please give me ama Hugs”. We all started hugging him. My two uncle's were even scared too, I even heard one of them saying, “Wena Makhafula, you deserve to be our son inlaw yazi. Usile marn umntwana kasisi”. Makhafula froze up while we were comforting him, and then he suddenly forced us to get inside the car again, and he started driving again, we heard him saying “Why singavele siye kuye eDurban siyomgcwalisela?”, That time sise Mpumalanga, it’s 8 hours ukuya eDurban. He drove for 3 hours, waphinde wamisa, wathi “Eish!! ay angeke ngiyazi judger nam, let's turn back guys”. The time was 3am, we arrived at home around 6am. When he left, we had to pack our stuff and go hide for four weeks at a relative in Mamelodi. After that four weeks we decided to come back home and we found a note emnyango, “Uxolo guys! Ngingene in a wrong house, kahle kahle bengifuna umuzi wakwa Mahlangu”. Yah, ne!!, we decided ukuya kwaMahlangu, masifika we found them with big stomachs crying. We asked Bab'Mahlangu what happened, “You won't believe this, some guy Makhafula arrived wathi masipheke yonke iGrocery eseKhabhathini siyidle yonke because ingane yam ijolela indlala”. 😭😭

@BonitasMedical I will DM you

@Vho_007 Good day, please note that all admissions, even emergency admissions, must be authorised. The authorisation request should be done within 48 hours from admission or on the first working day after a weekend or public holiday. See more here: bonitas.co.za/wp-content/upl…

@BonitasMedical since your hospital authorization line only operates during office hours, what happens in emergencies which occur outside your operating hours?

@NoFilterSkin Marketing

The watch Jay-Z is wearing in that photo isn't just a watch. ​You can't just walk into a store and buy this, even if you have $6.5 million cash. ​Patek Philippe requires an application process. They look at your history as a collector to ensure the watch goes to someone who deserves it (and won't immediately flip it for profit). For a watch like this, you aren't paying for the time; you’re paying for a combination of extreme engineering complications, rarity and wearable art. ​In watchmaking, a complication is any function beyond telling the hours and minutes. This specific watch has 20 complications and over 1,366 individual parts. It knows the difference between months with 30 and 31 days and even accounts for leap years without needing a manual reset until the year 2100. ​The watch is double-faced. There are dials on both the front and the back. The lugs are designed so you can flip the watch over to see the other face while it's still on your wrist. While most modern watches are made by machines, every single one of those 1,366 parts in the Grandmaster Chime was hand-finished. A luxury car loses value the moment you drive it away, a Patek Philippe often gains value. For example, a unique stainless steel version of this exact model once sold at auction for $31 million.

@everymovieplug Chris Evans

Who should be cast as the next James Bond?