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Ariana (fake)

@VintaqeFake

© Parody Account || 21+ MDNI || @M_Cyrus_Grande's femme fatale aka Dulcinea del Toboso 🌹 || part time princess, full time bitch

Frettings of a captive mind Katılım Haziran 2023
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Ariana (fake)
Ariana (fake)@VintaqeFake·
🌹A parody account of Ariana Grande 🌹Brought to you by Vintaqefake 🌹A Fake Life/Role play account 🌹Claimed by and loyal to @M_Cyrus_Grande since July 2023 🌹MDNI/21+ 🌹A 'parody of the parody' who muses on poetry, literature, art and philosophy 🌹A red rose girl.
Ariana (fake)@VintaqeFake

"I choose to live in the far away places, the back streets on the outskirts of the suburbs of fake life. I choose to be a stranger, who now and again passes down the high street, looking neither to right nor left, before retreating homeward >

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And steroids escalate my appetite which is also a burden. Hey ho!
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Anyway that is my allotted time, already.
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It's amazing how quickly you can feel like a stranger to yourself. And I know I am supposed to be patient and not get frustrated. Activity is exhausting and inactivity is daunting. Not specifically here. Everywhere. It's basically sleeping between headaches.
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Ariana (fake)@VintaqeFake·
Thank you to my friends who have been thinking about me. I will try to reply soon, but it may be a bit longer as I am getting over an illness and my head is a total fog. Love to all.
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Ariana (fake)@VintaqeFake·
@maddiezee_p // oh I realise now in the phrase 'washing drapes' both words can be the verb or noun, so one can be washing (laundering) (v) the drapes (curtains) (n) or the washing (laundry) (n) can drape (v) as in hang. But the mood of that one is stasis so 'washing drapes motionless '
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// I need to stop writing crappy Cinquains and return to my writing projects!!!
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Rivers By which we sat Remembering S--n We reserve the right to remain Silent
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Freedom Flashes of light Flags raised flutter, wave, fall Fire in braziers and in eyes Flames rise
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Ariana (fake)@VintaqeFake·
// this is not very good but is my first attempt to write a cinquain: Daylight... Falls on my skin Like stones cast by the world To make me feel the depth of shame Once more
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Ariana (fake)@VintaqeFake·
// I still occasionally post first thing in the morning, but this used to a busy exchange between those waking, and those still up across the ocean. And then the confusing timezones of Australians and New Zealanders, as well as the four US timezones.
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// And once or twice you would be awake at night only to find the person you waited up to speak to was also European and they had waited up too!
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Ariana (fake)@VintaqeFake·
// I suppose it is some consolation that my pattern of biphasic sleep was normal until a few hundred years ago. Oddly I think my own habit was reinforced when this was a predominantly American space and interaction meant night vigils.
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@M_Cyrus_Grande She is paid to clean up after both of us. What she actually does is open to interpretation. I am sure she cleans up one of our messes, but it certainly isn't mine. And the position she made or tried out for was maid. If you like to pommel whores, well for that she is suited.
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M ~BANGERZ~@M_Cyrus_Grande·
@VintaqeFake Well you didn’t want to put on a leotard and try for the pommel horse did you? You knew I hyperfixated for weeks on that. It just so happened that our, yes our Darling Livvy tried out for the position not but a week later. She cleans up after you as well!
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Ariana (fake)@VintaqeFake·
@M_Cyrus_Grande That maybe the case but I do feel your standards of production have declined since you also took up sports photography with a focus on gymnastics! Although from all those close ups of gussets I do wonder if this is just a variant of your gynecological obsession!
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M ~BANGERZ~@M_Cyrus_Grande·
@VintaqeFake Swollen minge you say? I’ll be the judge of that. Now, now. Let’s remember who encouraged who to start hobbies. So I make DIY gynecological medical equipment. It’s just as good as the real thing at a tenth the price.
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Ariana (fake)@VintaqeFake·
@M_Cyrus_Grande Yes, yes. I do recall, Miley, only too well. And this is my point! If I remember rightly you bought that fake tan cream from the same source and it turned out to be rust remover. My minge is still swollen to this day. And aren't those 'stirrups' the wheel clamps he sold you?
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M ~BANGERZ~@M_Cyrus_Grande·
@VintaqeFake Oh Ariana! You can be so prudish at times. Miss Rulebreaker. I should never given you the WiFi password. Always looking things up. Remember when you thought you had microdeletion syndrome? And it was just a bad tan? Now hop up on the table and place your feet in the stirrups.
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Ariana (fake)@VintaqeFake·
@M_Cyrus_Grande Hmmm. Well not everything. I think you will find that symbol means 'not to be used on exhaust pipe'!
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M ~BANGERZ~@M_Cyrus_Grande·
@VintaqeFake Oh bless your heart. It’s absolutely non-toxic for me. Guaranteed. Now come here. I wanna see if EVERYTHING is silver.
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